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Collection of Dirty Adult SMS Jokes - Naughty and dirty SMS Jokes, Dirty Messages, are highly popular and demanded by girlfriends loosing their boyfriends or when they decide to end a relationship (vice versa). To fulfill their demand of dirty messages, we have taken a step to make latest & dirty sms & text messages collection that will be covering dirty sms text, dirty sms quotes and dirty sms poems.

Latest Dirty SMS / Jokes:

  • Pata Hai Na
    Biwi ne Kameez Utari,
    Sexy Nazar say
    Shohar ki taraf dekhtay huwe
    Shalwar bhi Utar ker boli:

    "Pata hai na, kiya karna hai?"

    Shohar:
    Haan, Kapray Dhonay Hen...;->>


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Define Fashion Show
    Define Fashion Show..!

    "In Fashion Show,

    Designer Shows Their Creation On Models,
    But
    Models Drop Their Dress

    &
    Show God's Creation...;-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Be Strong
    A Criminal Broke into Bed Room,
    Tied up Husband & Wife,

    Kissed Wife’s Ear & Went 2 Bathroom.

    Husband told Wife:
    "Satisfy him or he will Kill Us,
    ,
    Be Strong I LOVE YOU."

    Wife said:
    He didn’t Kiss Me,
    He Whispered in My EAR that
    "He is GAY ,
    Need Vaseline"
    And I told Him
    its in the BATHROOM,
    ,
    So be STRONG
    ,
    I LOVE YOU TO...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Imran Hashmi
    A Girl was Thirsty.

    She saw an ALA-DIN Chiragh Beside Her

    She Touched & Ordered Jin:
    "Meri Piyas Bujhao"


    JIN:
    "PEPSI wali Ya
    ,
    IMRAN HASHMI Wali"...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Kaam Waali K Sath
    Patni: Apne Kaam Wali Ke Saath Koi Lafra Kiya Hai Kya?

    Pati: Kyon, Kya Hua?

    Patni: Kal Tak Mujhe Memsaab Bulati Thi,
    Aaj Didi Bula Rahi Hai..;-p:D


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Group Project
    Mom: Why R U Pregnant?

    Daughter: This is Our Project in College about
    "Miracle of Life"

    Mom: Tell me who is he?

    Daughter:I don't know,
    it was a Group Project.


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Dirty Jokes
    Wife Raat Ko Bed Pe Lait Ker Boli:
    Aaj Kuch Aisa Karo K Mere Paseeney Chhut Jayen.
    .
    .
    Husband Utha Aur Fan Band Kar k So Gaya..;-p
    .
    .
    Moral:
    I Do not Post Dirty Jokes..:-)

    hahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Dirty Mind
    Pushing Pushing but not Ghusing,
    Pushing Pushing but not Ghusing,

    When Chuusing then Ghusing.
    ,
    Guess What?

    U Dirty Mind,

    I Am Talking about Sui me Dhaga...;-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Paheli ka jawab do
    Girl: Paheli ka jawab do?
    "Masal masal ke khara kiya aur Thook laga ke andar kiya?"

    Boy: SUI DHAGA.

    Girl: Chal be Chutiya..
    Teri to Soch hi Bachhon Wali Hai...;-D

    Hahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Cricket Commentator Explain
    How does a Cricket Commentator Explain
    A Girl without Clothes?

    "No Cover, No Extra Cover, Silly Points, 2 Fine Legs,
    ,
    A Deep Gali & Some Little Grass on the Pitch"...;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
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