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Best Collection of New Dirty SMS / Jokes at Funny SMS

Collection of Dirty Adult SMS Jokes - Naughty and dirty SMS Jokes, Dirty Messages, are highly popular and demanded by girlfriends loosing their boyfriends or when they decide to end a relationship (vice versa). To fulfill their demand of dirty messages, we have taken a step to make latest & dirty sms & text messages collection that will be covering dirty sms text, dirty sms quotes and dirty sms poems.

Latest Dirty SMS / Jokes:

  • Ghulel Banaunga
    Ek Pagal Roz kehta:
    Ghulel banaunga, Kabutar Marunga..
    Ghulel banaunga, Kabutar Marunga..

    6 Month k Ilaaj k Baad Doctor ne poocha:
    Ab kya karoge?

    Pagal: Shaadi.
    Doctor: Phir?
    Pagal: Suhaag Raat.
    Doctor: Phir?
    Pagal: Uski saari utarunga?
    Doctor: Haww, phir?
    Pagal: Blouse
    Doctor: Good yaar, phir?
    Pagal: Phir Bra utarunga
    Doctor: Oh My God, phir??

    Pagal: Phir kya! Bra ki Elastic se,
    Ghulel banaunga,
    Kabutar Marunga...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Cheating Kiyun
    Fair & lovely ke Add m face dikhaya

    Ponds ke Add me Hath dikhaya

    Pentene ke Add me Baal dikhaye

    Phir Always ke Add me Cheating kyun?..:-(


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Sleeping Together
    Boy1: Meet my Wife Tina

    Boy2: Oh! I know her

    Boy1: How?

    Boy2: We were Caught Sleeping Together

    Boy1: What the hell?

    Boy2: During Lecture in Maths Class,
    ,
    ,
    Think +ve Yaar...;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Fair Love
    Pappu: Everything is fair in love.


    Girlfriend: Par jaanu,
    Tumhara toh kaala hai.:-0


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Larki Apny Boyfriend ki
    Ek Larki Bus me Apny Boyfriend ki goud me bethi thi.

    Larki Conductor se:
    Bus Dheery Chalao,
    Bohat Jhatky Lag Rahy Hen.

    Conductor:
    Oo Madam,
    Godi me se Uth k Dekho,
    Bus to Kab se Khari Hui Hai...;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Husband & Wife Ki Laraai Thi
    Husband Wife ki Bol Chaal Band Thi.
    Koi Zaruri Baat Keni hoti to Bachay k zariye kerty thy.
    Ek Din Husband ka Sex kerny ka Mood hogaya,

    Usny Apny Bachay ko Kaha:
    "Beta, Amni Mom se Kaho k
    Letter Type kerna Hai Typewriter pe"

    Wife ny Kaha:
    "Keh do Laal Ribbon Lagi Hai, baad me kerna"

    3 Din Baad Wife Bachay se:
    "Beta Apny papa se Kaho Letter Type Ker Len"

    Husband:
    "Beta Jao Keh Do,
    Letter Zaruri Tha
    Haath se hi Likh Liya"...;-p:)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Police To Pappu
    Police To Pappu: Jail me Q Aye??

    Pappu: Media Wali Larki ki Waja se.

    Police: Wo Kese?

    Pappu: Uski T-Shirt pe Likha Tha "PRESS",
    Me ny Daba Diya...;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Boy & Girl On Call
    Boy & Girl On Call..

    Boy: Aye Meri Mohabbat!
    Tu Agar Hansti Hai, To Thori Hansi Mujhy bhi Dedy.
    Tu Agar Soti hai, To Thora Sapna Mujhy bhi Dedy.
    Tu Agar Roti Hai, To Thora sa Rona Mujhy bhi Dedy..


    Girl:
    Me Abhi Toilet Me Hun,
    To Me Tujhy Kiya Doon?...;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Subha Se Le Ker Shaam Tak
    Girl: Janu Tum Mujhy Sybha Se Le ker Shaam Tak,
    Aur Shaam se Le ker Subha Tak Piyar Kerna.

    Boy: Phir Me Potty Kab Kerun Ga...;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Mardana Ilzam
    80 Saal ka Buddha Rape Case me Jail gaya.

    Dost: Tu ne is Umar me ye kiya kese?

    Buddhha: Koi Rape nahi kiya.
    .
    Ye to Ilzam Hi itna Mardana tha k
    Mana hi nahi ker paya...;-(


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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