My Education Was Ruined
Internet ruined my Education
When I went to school and I was taught that:
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Pussy meant a cat,
.
Sex meant a gender,
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Bitch is a female dog,
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Dick was a name,
.
Bang was a sound,
.
Rubber was an eraser,
.
Head meant a part of the body,
.
69 was just a number.
.
And then I came across internet
and my education was ruined..;-p
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