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Latest Dirty SMS / Jokes:
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Master Key
Woman: I had Sex with only 4 boys in my entire life &
U had it wid 16 Girls,
still, Everybody Calls me a SLUT
&
Cal u a REAL MAN,
A Winner?
Why?
?
?
Man: It's because,
when a Lock is Opened by many Keys,
it Becomes a BAD LOCK.
But
when a Key Opens many Locks,
it becomes a MASTER KEY...;-p:)
By:
Naila Soomro
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Son Of A Bitch
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a
bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son
of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her
clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into
my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know
what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
(after a few minutes)
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."
Girl: "But father,he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH"..;-p
By:
Naila Soomro
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Chaddi
Khubsoorti Ye Nahi k Naye Kapray,
Naye Jootay Pehno,
Smart Dikho,,
Balke Khubsoorti Ander se hoti hai,
Is Liye,,
,
,
,
,
,
CHADDI Achi Aur
Rangeen Pehna Kero...;-p
By:
Haya Ali
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Trust
A Story with a Lesson…
One Day My Girlfriend called Me to Her House.
I went there & found Her Sister alone in the House.
She was Unbelievably Sexy.
She whispered in My Ear,
I have feelings for You,
lets make Love.
I turned back & walked to the Front Door towards My Car.
Shockingly I found My Girlfriend standing there,
She Hugged Me & said:
"U have won My Trust."
Moral:
Its Always Better to keep the CONDOMS in the Car,
not in the Pocket...;-p:)
By:
Naila Soomro
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Boy goes to a Chemist
Boy goes to a Chemist..
"Give me a condom. I'am going to my Girlfriend's house for dinner."
Then he says "Give me two more.
My GF's sis is a bomb 'n her mom is still hot."
During dinner, her Dad walks in.
Boy lowers his head 'n starts praying.
10 min and he is still praying, his head down.
All are surprised.
Girlfriend: "I never knew you are so religious"
Boy:"I never knew your DAD IS A CHEMIST"...;-p
By:
Maha Abro
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Girl's T-Shirts
Few Creative Quotes for Girl's T-Shirts..
1. "Touch here, if you dare"
2. "Weapons of mass destruction"
3. "Looking is FREE, touching costs"
4. "Now more tastier & healthier"
5. "Round figure"
6. "Handle with care"
7. "Tasted by experts"
8. "2 Hot 2 Handle"
9. "Shake well before use"
10. "No one can use just once"
11. "Dangerous curves ahead"
12. "My face is 9 inches above from where you stare"
13. "Did you Actually look here to Read?"
By:
Maha Abro
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Bikini is a Dress
Bikini is a Dress
in which 90% of a
Woman's Body is Exposed..
And the Amazing Fact is That,,
Men are So Decent,
They only Look at the
Covered 10%..;-p:-)
By:
Asad
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Potla potla
Bengali patient: Dr.Sahab, Potla potla Totti ata hai,
Khany ko Man nahi Kerta hai.
Dr: Ye lo Dawaai, Mota Mota Totti Aaye Ga,
Jese Marzi kaat k Khana..;-)
By:
Naila Soomro
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