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Latest Dirty SMS / Jokes:
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Cockroach
Dr: Jab Aap ko Pata Tha k Chipkali Aap ki Naak me Jarahi Hai to Aap ny Roka Q nahi??
Patient: Pehly Cockroach Gaya Tha,
Me ny Socha Usay Pakerny ja Rahi ho gi..;-)
By:
Naila Soomro
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Ganday Msg
Ek Larki Dusri se: Suru Shuru me to Bara Maza araha tha Lekin,?
Dusri larki: Lekin Kiya? Batao na.
1st: Lekin Jab Baad me Zor zor se Jhatkay lagny lagy to
Meri to Kamar hi Toot gai.
Me to Qasam Khati Hun,
Aainda,
CHING-CHI
Me Kabhi Nahi Bethun Gi.
.
Sorry Yaar, Me Ganday Msg nahi Kerti..;-p:)
By:
Haya Ali
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Big Problem
Seeing a Cockroach in ur Sandwich is not a Problem,
But,,,
,
Seeing a Half cockroach in ur Half Sandwich is Definitely a
Very Big Problem...;-0
By:
Maha Abro
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Real Horror Story
Real Horror Story..!
Ek Larka Raat k 3 Baje Sarak se Guzar raha thak Us se Ek Larki ny Lift Mangi.
Larky ny usy bitha liya, Wo Bike chalany laga.
Usny thora agay ja ker Pichay Aurat ko dekha to uski Tangen Lambi hoti ja rahi thin.
Wo Dar gaya Us ny Bachpan me Sun rakha tha k
Koi Churil Nazar aaye to apny Kapry Utar do.
Usny bike Roki aur foran Kapry utar diye,
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,
Phir ?
,
Phir kiya, Churail ny Hans ker Apny Mu se Mask Utara to
Under se "Gul Khan" Nikla.
Bas Phir,
Dagha Dagha Wai Wai..:-)
By:
Maha Abro
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Sardi
1 Budha Sardi me Shalwar Utar ker betha tha..
Bivi : Ye Q??
Budha : Kal Raat Kameez Utar ker betha tha to Gardan Akar gai thi,
,
Aaj Dekho...:-p
By:
Rabia Naz
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Rozi
Ek Arbi ny Nargis ko Goad me bitha ker pucha :
Tum Ek Raat me Kitna Kama leti ho??
?
Nargis : 50,000
Arbi : Sach Batao??
?
Nargis : Qasam se, Rozi pe Bethi hun...;-0 ;-p
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Ilaaj
Ek Larki k Sar me Dard tha..
Usny Apny Boyfriend ko bataya to
Us ny Larki k Maathy per Kiss kiya aur Kaha :
"Abhi Theek ho jaye ga".
Ye Dekh ker Eh Burhay ny Pucha :
Beta! Bawaseer ka Ilaaj bhi kerty ho kiya...;-0 :-)
By:
Naghma Khan
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Tayyari
Boss : Kal Meri Birth Day thi.
Meri Bivi Bachon ny Mujhy Wish nahi kiya,
Me Office gaya to bhi Kisi ny Wish nahi kiya,
Me Apny Cabin me gaya to Meri Secretory Romantic Style me Boli :
"Happy Birthday Sweet Boss".
Mujhy Bohat Acha Laga.
Phir Us ny Mujhy Apny Flate per Bula liya aur kaha k Aaj Me Aap ko Bohat Khush kerny Wali hun Sir.
She Said : Me 2 Minute me Bedroom se Aati hun Sir Tab tak Aap Excitement ki Tayyari ker len.
Kuch Dair k Baad Wo Ek Bohat Bary Cake k sath bahar Aai.
Us k Peechay Meri Bivi, Bachay, Friends, Maa, Baap Aur Pura Staff Tha,
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,
,
,
,
,
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Aur Me Us BHENCHOD k Intezar me
Sofay per Nanga leta
Condom Charha Raha Tha...:-0 :-(
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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