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Statement



Ek Chorni Pakri gayi.

Constable: Aapki Statement leni hai andar chalo
and fucked her.

Head Constable aur ASI ne bhi yehi kiya.

Shaam ko Larki ko Megistrate Ke pass le jaya gaya.

Magistrate:
Tumhari Statement leni hai, kuch kehna chaho gi?

Chorni:
Sir Aaj to "STATEMENT" Sooj gayi hai,
Kal le lena..;-p:D

Hahaha



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