Sad Monkey
One Day A Sad Monkey Wanted 2 End
His Life..
So, He Went Up 2 A Sleeping Lion &
Put His Finger In d Lion's Ass..
The Lion Woke Up Angry & Roared:
"Who Did That, Who Has Called For
His Death..??"
Monkey Said:
"Its Was Me, My Lord..!"
Lion Asked:
"Did Anyone See You..??"
Monkey: "No, My Lord.."
Lion: "Ok, Then Do It Again,
It Feels Good..!!"
.
.
.
Moral:
Akele Reh-Reh Kar Jungle Ka
Raja Bhi G#nd#o Ho Jaata Hai,
So
Keep In Touch...;-p
Hahaha
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