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Competition



Ek Baar Sary Deshon k Presidents me Competition Hota Hai,
Jisme Ye Dekha Jata Hai K
Kis Ka Sperm Ziyada Nikalta Hai?

Sab Ka Bohat Ziyada Nikalta Hai
Magar
Obama Ka Sirf Ek Boond Nikalta Hai.

Sab ny Pucha: Aisa Q Janab??

?

?

Obama:
Saaly, White House Kiya Tere Baap Ny Paint Kiya Hai???

Hahahaha



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