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Priceless



Baba Saxidas Ek Din Mast Mood Mein Bethe Thhe
To Unke Ek Ashiq Mijaj Bhakt Ne Pucha

Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Log Kahte Hai Ki Smile Priceless Hoti Hai,
Iska Koi Example Dijiye Na”

Baba Saxidas: “Dekh Bachha, Is Baat Ko Aise Samajh”

Apni Girl Friend Ke Sath Tu
Movie Dekhne Gaya Aur 500 Ki Tickets Li

Fir Uske Saath Sara Din Car Pe Ghuma
Aur 700 Ka Petrol Uda Diya

Fir Usko 5 Star Hotel Me Le Gaya
Aur Pahle 500 Rs Ki Coffe Pee
Aur Fir 2000 Rs Ka Dinner Kiya.

Aur Usi Hotel Ke Bade Ache Se
Room Jiska Rent 5000 Rs Hai
Uske Ander Le Gaya.

Aur Girlfriend Ko Bed Pe
Lita Ke Jaisi Hi Uski Jeans
Kholne Laga To Girlfriend Bole:
"Nahi Jaanu Aaj Mere Periods Hai"

Us Time Tu Usko Muskura K Dikhayga
Aur Jo Tere Chehre Pe Muskaan Hogi
Wo Priceless Hi Hogi...;-p ;-)



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