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Khane ki nhi lagane ki Cheez



Gaaye ko Condom chabate dekh
LAALU JI bole:
Budbak Ye Khane ki nhi lagane ki Cheez hai.
.
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RAABDI:
Is par nahi,
Saand pe Chillaao.
Usi ne Mooh me diya hoga.. ;-p

Hahhaha



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