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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • 2 Snakes on FB chat
    2 Snakes on FB chat:
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    snake 1: fusss
    snake 2 : fusss
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    snake1: fusss fusss fusss
    snake2: fussss fusss fusss
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    fusss fusss fussss fusss fusss
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    snake2: fussss fusss fusss fussss
    fusss fusss fussss fusss fusss
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    snake1 : Bhow bhow bhow......
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    Snake2: saale aa gaya na aukat
    pe, mujhe pata tha
    Fake ID banake aya hai.. ;-p ;-)

    Hhahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Charsi Qabrustan me
    Ek Charsi Qabrustan me Betha Chars PPi Raha Tha K
    Police aa gai.
    Charsi Ny Jaldi Se Chars Chupa Di..

    Police: Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??

    Charsi: Apny Abbu K Liye Dua Ker Raha Tha.

    Police: Ye To Kisi Bachay Ki Qabar Hai?

    Charsi: Mere Abbu Bachpan Me Hi Fout Ho Gaye Thy.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Kahani Suno
    Boy to a Doctor:
    My GF is Pregnant,
    But I used protection.
    .
    Doctor:
    Ek Kahani Suno,
    Ek Shikari Ek Din Gun
    ki jaga Umbrella le gaya,
    Achanak Lion Saamne aaya to
    Usne Umbrella ka handle khicha aur fire kiya,
    Lion wahin Mar gaya..
    .
    Boy: Ghantaa...!
    Kisi aur ne Goli Maari hogi..
    .
    Doctor: Exactly.. ;-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Imran Hashmi On Cosmetic Shop
    Imran Hashmi On Cosmetic Shop:
    "Ek Lipstick Dena."
    .
    Dukandar: Kon Sa Colour?

    Imran Hashmi:
    Aray Colour Ko Choro,
    Taste Acha Hona Chahiaye.. ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Bhikhari Train me
    Ek Bhikhari Train me Bheekh Maang rha tha.

    Tabhi Ek Aadmi ne use Pehchan liya or bola:
    .
    Saale Tu Wohi hai na
    jo Apne Pichhwade ka
    X-ray dikha ke Bolta hai ke
    .
    "Tere Dil me Chhed hai".. ;-p ;-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Rajnikant Power
    Rajnikant's Power..

    Talwar Baazi Ke
    Muqabley Me,
    1 Chines Ne Ball Ke Do
    Tukde Kar Diye..
    .
    1 Japnies Ne Udti Hui
    Makhi Ki Gardan Kaat Di..
    .
    Rajnikant Ne Machar Udaya..
    Talwaar Ghumayi
    But Machar Udta Hi Raha..
    .
    Japnis: Machar To Urr
    Rha Hai..
    .
    Rajnikant Muskurate
    Hue Bola :
    Urr To Raha Hai..,
    But
    Kabhi Baap Nahi Ban
    Payega... ;-) ;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Forest Department
    Best Message from
    Forest Department..
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    Pedon Se Bhi Utna Hi Pyaar Karo,
    Jitna Pedon Ke Peeche Karte
    Ho'... :-p ;-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Khaas Baat
    Ladki: Is Mirror ki kya
    Qeemat he??
    .
    SHOPKEEPER : Rs.1000 !
    .
    Ladki: Ohh.. Bohut Mehnga he..
    kya Isme koi Khaas Baat he??
    .
    SHOPKEEPER: Aap isko 100
    floor se niche girao,
    .
    Ye Mirror 99 floor tak nai Tutega..
    .
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    Ladki: Wow..PACK kardo.. ;-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Pani Waley Tub me
    Cycle K Mistri ne Suhag Raat ko
    Apni Bivi ko Pani Waley Tub me Litaya..
    .
    Bivi: Ye kia kar rahe ho?

    Mistri: Mujhe to Pani me Hi pata chalta hai k
    .
    Surakh Kahan hai..;-p ;-)

    Hahahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • HOTEL Ka Bill
    Ladki Saath ho to HOTEL Ka Bill,
    ,
    Ladki Door ho to MOBILE Ka Bill,
    ,
    Ladki na Mile to DARU ka Bill,
    .
    .
    Is liye na Lagao DIL,,
    ,
    Na Aayega BILL.. ;-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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