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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:
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Pakistani Police
Pakistani Police..!
Motorcycle Wala:
Sir Ji, Mere Kaghzaat To Puray Hen
Phir Chalaan Q??
Police Wala:
Sohniyo,, Double Sawari Khul Gai ay,
Te Tu Kalla e Ja riya ay... ;-)
Hahahha
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Ek Sheikh Ny Apna X-Ray
Ek Sheikh Ny Apna X-Ray Kerwaya.
Doctor:
Aap K X-Ray Me Aap Ki Haddi Tuti Hui Hai.
Sheikh:
Chalo Shuker Hai k
X-Ray Me hi Tuti Hai,
Agar Asal Me Tuti Hoti To Kafi Kharcha Hota..;-p ;-)
Hahahhaa
By:
Naghma Khan
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3 Idiots - Facebook Style
3 Idiots - Facebook Style:
Rancho: *Smiling*
Teacher: Aap muskura Q rahe ho?
Rancho: Bohot dino se Facebook me
account banane ki ichha thi.
aaj bana diya hai.
bohot maza aa raha hai.
Teacher: Zyada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai,
Tell me what is a Post?
Rancho: Anything that is posted on Facebook is Post, Sir.
Teacher: Can you please elaborate?
Rancho: Sir,,jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai post hai Sir,,
Ghumne gaye, photo daal diya!
Post hai Sir.
Match dekha score daal diya! Post hai Sir.
Sir actually hum post se ghire hue hen,
Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak!
Sab post hai sir! Ek second me comment,
ek second me like!
Comment-Like.. Comment-Like
Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge?
Comment-Like.. Comment-Like
Hey Chatur tum batao,
Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos
posted through mobile or tablet
or laptop or desktop via different
operating system using internet
on Facebook is called a Post...
Teacher: Excellent!
Rancho: Par sir Mene bhi to wohi bola seedhe Shabdo me..
Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai to
Orkut ya Twitter ke pages pe account banao.. ;-)
Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi to..
Teacher: Get out!
Rancho: Why sir?
Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar Jao.
Rancho goes out and comes back*
Teacher: Kya hua?
Rancho: Kuch Bhul gaya tha Sir.
Teacher: Kya?
Rancho: An utility button given to us,
to protect our private data
i.e pictures, messages or
personal information for being
stolen or used for bad purpose
by hackers or anyone else.
Teacher: Kehna kya chahte ho??
Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna bhul gaya tha!
Teacher: Seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?!
Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, Aap Ko Pasand Nahi Aya. ;-p
By:
Naghma Khan
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3 Idiots - Facebook Style
3 Idiots - Facebook Style:
Rancho: *Smiling*
Teacher: Aap muskura Q rahe ho?
Rancho: Bohot dino se Facebook me
account banane ki ichha thi...
aaj bana diya hai...
bohot maza aa raha hai.
Teacher: Zyada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai,
Tell me what is a Post?
Rancho: Anything that is posted on Facebook is Post, Sir.
Teacher: Can you please elaborate?
Rancho: Sir,,jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai post hai Sir,,
Ghumne gaye, photo daal diya!
Post hai Sir.
Match dekha score daal diya! Post hai Sir.
Sir actually hum post se ghire hue hen,
Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak!
Sab post hai sir! Ek second me comment,
ek second me like!
Comment-Like... Comment-Like
Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge?
Comment-Like.. Comment-Like..
Hey Chatur tum batao,
Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos
posted through mobile or tablet
or laptop or desktop via different
operating system using internet
on Facebook is called a Post...
Teacher: Excellent!
Rancho: Par sir Mene bhi to wohi bola seedhe Shabdo me..
Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai to
Orkut ya Twitter ke pages pe account banao.. ;-)
Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi to..
Teacher: Get out!
Rancho: Why sir?
Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar Jao.
Rancho goes out and comes back*
Teacher: Kya hua?
Rancho: Kuch Bhul gaya tha Sir.
Teacher: Kya?
Rancho: An utility button given to us,
to protect our private data
i.e pictures, messages or
personal information for being
stolen or used for bad purpose
by hackers or anyone else...
Teacher: Kehna kya chahte ho!?!?
Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna bhul gaya tha!
Teacher: Seedha seedha nahi bol
By:
Naghma Khan
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Ek Awaz Mera Rasta Rok Leti Hai
Sheikh:
Janu Kabhi Kabhi Aadhi Raat Ko
Mera Dil Kerta Hai Me Tum Ko Bataun K
Me Kitni Shiddat Se Tumhen Mohabbat Kerta Hun.
.
Larki:
To Phir Apni Janu Ko Call Q Nahi Kerty??
.
Sheikh:
Me To Kerny Ki Koshish Kerta Hun
Magar Ek Awaz Mera Rasta Rok Leti Hai.
.
Larki Herani se:
Kesi Awaz??
.
Sheikh:
Yehi K Is Call k Liye
Aap Ka Balance Nakafi Hai...;-p
hahahhaha
By:
Sumaira Malik
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New Thirsty Crow
New Thirsty Crow
Teesri dafa ka zikar hai...
Ek Pyasaa Kawwa Paani ki Talaash main,
Idhar udhar maara maara phir raha tha.
Lekin kahin bhi paani nahi mila. Aakhir kaar thak haar kar ek insaan se bola.
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.
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Zalimaa Coca Cola pila day. :-)
By:
Funtoosh
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Classic Chhitrol
Classic Chhitrol..
1 Admi Ne Ek Function Orgaize Kiya
.
Usne Dekha Ki Invitation Se Zyada
Log Aaye Hen,
.
Wo Stage Pe Gya Aur Bola:
.
"Jo Jo Ladki Walon Ki Taraf Se hai,
Wo Idher Ek Side Me Aa Jaayen."
.
10-15 Log AaGye Ek Taraf.
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Phir Usne Bola:
"Jo Ladke Walon Ki Taraf Se Hen,
Wo Bhi Udher Aa jayen."
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10-15 Log Phir Aa Gye
.
Ab Usne Ek Danda Le K Un Sab
ko (Ladki wale plus Ladke wale)
ko Maar Maar k Bhagaya aur kaha:
.
"Ye Birthday Party hai, Haraamkhoro" ;-)
Hahahha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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