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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • wah ji wah
    kuch log apni pareshanio ko iss tarah pesh karte hai ke bolne ka dil karta hai
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    hamari kharish kharish
    tumhare kharish skin infection

    wah ji wah


  By: precious pearls   Send To Mobile
  • Biggest Bezzati
    Biggest Bezzati:
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    Uncle: Kya Kar Rahe Ho Beta Aaj Kal..??
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    Boy: Ji EnGineering.
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    Uncle: Ohh.. Humko Laga Parhai-Warhai Karte Hoge.. ;-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Aur Sikhao Bengali ko Urdu Shayari
    Ek Bengali Mirza Ghalib ke pass Shayri sikhne gaya;

    GHALIB:- Na Gila karta hai na Shikwa karta hai
    Salamat raho Tum iss duniya me Yehi dua karta hai
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    Bengali:- Na Geela korta hai, Na Sukha korta hai
    Sala! Mat raho Tum is Duniya me Yehi Dua korta hai
    *--*---*----*-----*------*-----*-----*-----*------*-----*----*---*--*

    Hahahhaa


  By: precious pearls   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Chota Raasta
    Ek Chota Raasta bhi Mushkil Mehsoos Hota Hai,
    Jab Sath Chalne Wala Koi Na Ho..
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    Lekin..!!
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    Ek Bara aur Dushwaar Guzaar
    Raasta bus Chand Qadmon me Simat Jata hai,
    Jab...
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    "KUTTA PEECHAY LAG JAYE".. ;-)
    :-D
    Hamesha Emotional Msg Expect na kia karo. :-P :-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Police Wala or Fauji Ek
    Police Wala or Fauji Ek Sath Train me safar kr rahe thy..
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    Police: Aap Chutti pe ja rahe hen?
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    Fauji: Haan Wife ki Delivery hai.
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    Police: Kitne Din Baad Ghar ja rahe ho?
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    Fauji: 2 Saal baad.
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    Police: Phir to Hone Wala Bacha Harami hoga?
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    Fauji: Mujhe Konsa Ghar rakhna hai,
    Police me Bharti kr dunga.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Baari
    Kanjoos Baap k bete ne kha:
    "Papa meri GF pregnant ho gai hai,
    50,000 mang rhi hai, CHUP rehne ke."
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    Kanjoos ne khamoshi se paise de diye.
    2 Mahine baad dusra beta bola:
    "Meri GF Pregnant h 75,000 mang rhi hai."
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    Kanjoos ne khamoshi se de diye.
    6 mahine baad
    Kanjoos ki kuwari Beti boli:
    "Daddy, I am Pregnant."
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    Kanjoos ne usko gale se
    lagaya aur beti ka maatha
    Choom ke kaha:
    "Shabaash Beti,
    Ab paise lene ki Baari Hamari hai".. ;-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Classical Insult
    Classical Insult...!!
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    Platform Par Saaman Ke Dher Ke Sath ek
    Ladki Bethi hui thi.
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    Coolie Ne Puchha: Madam,
    Coolie Chahiye..?.?
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    Ladki: Nahi Mera Boyfriend Hai
    Mere Sath.. ;-p ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Ab Bhi
    Rab kare Aap ko Sab Kuch Miley..

    Himmat
    Izzat
    Rupiya
    Bungalow
    Style
    Smile
    Personality
    Popularity
    Car
    Pyar
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    Ab Bhi Button Daba Rahe ho
    LAALCHI.. ;-) ;-p

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Fuuny Prem kahani
    Ek Fuuny Prem kahani ka kya Ajeeb ENDING tha.

    Izhar~E~Mohabbat kiya tha ladke ne SMS se.

    Aur Wo SMS Ladki ki Shaadi tak PENDING tha.. ;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Beauty Parlor
    Beauty Parlor Jaty Huwe Larkiyan
    Q-Mobile Jesi Hoti Hen,,

    Magar

    Wapsi Per 4,5 Facial Kerwany K Baad

    I-Phone Jsei Dikhny Lagti Hen.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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