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Officer To Boy
(( INTERVIEW ))
Officer To Boy:
Naam Batao?
Boy: MP Sir.
Officer: MP Kiya?
Boy: Muhammad Pervez.
Officer: Ilaqa??
Boy: MP Sir.
Officer: MP Kiya?
Boy: Mir Pur.
Officer: Education Kiya Hai??
Boy: MP Sir.
Officer: Ab Kiya MP??
Boy: Matric Pass.
Officer: Nokri Q Chahiye??
Boy: MP Sir.
Officer (Ghusse se): Ab MP Ka Matlab??
Boy: Money Problem.
Officer: OK Apni Personality k Bary Me Batao?
Boy: MP Sir.
Officer: Phir MP??
Boy: Mindblowing Personality.
Officer: OK Ab Tum Ja Sakty Ho.
Boy: Sir Meri Performance Kesi Rahi??
Officer: MP.
Boy: Sir Is MP Ka Matlab??
Officer: Mental Problem..;-p ;-)
Hahaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Machar Maarne Ka Tariqa
Machar Maarne Ka Sabse Aasan Tariqa.:
Cheeni aur lal mirch ka mixture Machar ko den,
Mixture khate hi wo pani ki talash me niklega.
Jese hi wo water tank k paas jaye use dhaka de do,
Wo bheeg jayega aur khud ko dry karne k liye Aag k paas jayega.
Usi Waqt Aap Aag me Bomb Phenk den,
Wo buri tarha zakhmi ho k hospital me admit ho jayega,
Wahan aap simply uska Oxygen mask utar den.
Machar Mar jayega.. ;-p ;-)
Hahahha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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K.G. Boy Apni Mom K Sath
K.G. Boy Apni Mom K Sath Ghar Ja Raha Tha,
Us Ny Ek Couple Ko Road Per Kissing Kerty Huwe Dekha
To Chilla Utha:
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Mom Dekho, Ye Log Chewing Gum K Liye Lar Rahy Hen..;-) ;-D
Hahhaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Ek Larky Ny 10 Larkiyon Ko
Ek Larky Ny 10 Larkiyon Ko Line Me
Khara Ker K Apni Maa Se Kaha:
"Maa, In Me Se Ek Larki Mujhy
Bohat Pasand Hai, Aur
Wohi Aap Ki Bahu Bany Gi,
Aap Dhoond Ker Bataen Wo
Kon Si Larki Hai?"
Maa Ny Ek Larki Ki Taraf Ishara Ker K Kaha:
"Tum Is Larki Se Shadi Kerna Chahty Ho."
Larka Herat Se:
Ji, Magar Aap Ny Kese Pehchana??
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Maa Ny Bohat Khubsurat Jawab Diya:
"Q K In Sab Me Sirf Yehi Larki
Mujhy Zehar Lag Rahi Thi".. ;-p ;-)
Hahhaha
By:
Naghma Khan
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Ek Ladka Apni Girlfrnd ko
Ek Ladka Apni Girlfrnd ko
le kar Ghumne jata hai..
Achanak boht Tez Barish hony Lagti hai.
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Socho Bohat Tez Barish,
Ladka Ladki Akele,
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Socho kya hota hai ??
socho..?
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Socho..?
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Nahi pata..?
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Ladki ka Makeup Utar Jata hai
aur
Ladka Dar ke Bhaag Jata hai.. ;-p
Hahhaha
By:
Maha Abro
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Hamla
Wife:
Agar Shair Ny Mujh Per Aur
Meri Ammi Per Hamla Ker Diya To
Tum kis Ko Bachao Gy??
Husband:
Me Bechary Shair Ko Bachaun Ga.. ;-p
Hahhaha
By:
Maha Abro
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Sorry I Am Late
Ghaalib Ne Girl Friend Ko Date
Pe Bulaya..
Par Wo Late Aayi..
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Girlfriend: Sorry I Am Late..
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Ghalib: Falak Pe Chand
Sitaron Ko Need ARahi Hai,
Doosri K Aaney Ka Time HoGya,
Aur Tu Ab Aa Rahi Hai.. ;-)
hahhaha
By:
Sumaira Malik
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1 More Chance
Ek Ladki 18th Floor se Gir Gai..
13th floor pe 1 Ladke ne catch kar liya or pocha mujh se pyar karogi?
ladki: no,,,
Ladkay ne usay chhor dia.
9th floor pe 1 or Ladke na catch kia or
pocha: Muje Kiss krogi?
Ladki: No, Usne b chhor diya.
Ladki Cheekhen Marti hui 1 or Chance ki Dua karne lagi.
3th floor pe Aate Aate Pappu ne catch kar liya..
Ladki Foran Boli:
"Me Tumse Pyar b krungi or Kiss bhi karungi"
Pappu ne usay foran chor diya or bola
Pappu: Characterless Girl,
Is se Accha to Tu
Mar jaye, Me Shareef Banda hun,
Ye Ghalat Kaam Hargiz nhi karounga..."?
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Pappu Rocks Girl Shocks..
By:
Haya Ali
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