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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Dard hi dena tha to
    Dard hi dena tha to Mukka
    Maar dete "Dost",
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    Sofe par Sui Rakhne ki kya Zarurat thi.??

    (,")
    /((,> Uiiii...
    _/<, . Maa....

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Funny Story
    Read This Funny Story :
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    Ek Kutta Jungle me Rasta kho gaya.
    Usne dekha Ek Sher uski taraf aaraha hai.
    Kutte Ny Dar Ker Socha:
    "Aaj to Kaam Tamam Mera"
    Phir usne Saamne kuch Sukhi
    Haddiyan padi dekhi.
    Wo Sher ki taraf Peeth kar k Beth
    gaya aur ek sukhi Haddi ko choosne
    laga aur zor zor se bolne laga:
    "Wah! Sher ko Khaane ka Maza hi kuch aur hai.
    Ek aur mil jaye to Puri Dawat ho jayegi."
    Aur Usne zor se Dakaar mara.
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    Is baar Sher soch me pad gaya,
    Usne socha "Ye kutta to Sher ka Shikar karta hai,
    Jaan bacha kar bhago."
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    Ped par Betha ek Bandar ye
    sab tamasha dekh raha tha..
    Usne socha ye Moka acha hai Sher ko sari
    kahani bata deta hun isse Sher se
    dosti ho jayegi aur zindagi bhar ke liye Jaan ka
    khatra dur ho jayega..!
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    Woh fatafat sher ke pichhe bhaga.
    Kutte ne Bandar ko jaate hue dekh liya !
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    Udher Bandar ne Sher ko sab bata diya k kese
    Kutte ne use bewakoof banaya hai.
    Sher ne zor se kaha:
    "chal mere sath abhi uski
    leela khatam karta hun",
    aur Bandar ko apni peeth par bitha kar sher
    kutte ki taraf lapka. !
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    Can u imagine the quick
    Management by the DOG..??
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    Kutte ne Sher ko aate dekha to ek baar phir uski
    taraf peeth karke beth gaya aur zor
    zor se bolne laga,
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    "Is Bandar ko bheje huye 1 Ghanta ho gaya,
    Sala Ek Sher Phasa kar nahi la saka.. ;-)
    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Moong Phali Aajati Hai
    Moong Phali Aajati Hai,,

    Chilgozay Bhi Aajaty Hen,,

    Shaayron Ki Thandi Thandi Aahen Bhi Aajati Hen,,

    Bas
    Karachi Me
    Ek Sardi Hi Nahi Aati.. ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Kahan Per Ho
    Bunty: Kahan Per Ho?

    Bubbly: Net Per Bethi Hun.

    Bunty: Tabhi Me Kahun Net Chal Q Nahi Raha??
    Net Se Uth Ja Motii.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Beemari
    Aurat Doctor Se:
    Mere Shoher Ko Sotay Me
    Bolny Ki Beemari Hai, IS Ka
    Kiya Ilaaj Kerun??
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    Doctor:
    Jab Wo Jaag Rahy Hon To
    Inhen Bolny Ka Moka Den.. ;-) :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Pagal Ghusse me
    Ek Pagal Ghusse me bola:
    Me is duniya ko Mita dunga..
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    Dusra Pagal: Hehehehe...
    Me tujhe "Rubber" hi nahi dunga.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Hamari Post Se
    Hamari Post Se Her Taraf Ujaala Ho Jaye,,

    Jo Comment Na Kery Wo Kaala ho jaye.. ;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Ladki Ne Apne BoyFriend Ko Phone
    Ladki Ne Apne BoyFriend Ko Phone
    Kiya To Us Ke 10 Saal Ke Bhatije Ne
    Phone Uthaya..

    Ladki: “Apne Uncle Ko Phone Do.”
    Bacha: “Aap Ka Naam?”

    Ladki: “Apne Uncle Se Kaho Un Ki
    Jaan-E Man Ka Phone Hai.”

    Jawab Me Bachhey Ne Jo Kaha
    Use Sunn Kar Ladki Behosh Ho Gayi.

    Bachhe Ne Masumiyat Se Kaha:
    Lekin Aunty Mobile Pe To “Bitch”
    Likha Hua Hai.. ;-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Aadmi ka Gala kharab
    Ek Aadmi ka Gala kharab tha,
    Wo Raat 3 baje Dr. ke Ghar gaya.

    Dard ki Waja se bohut Aahista se Pucha:
    Doctor hain..?

    Uski Biwi Usse bhi Aahista se boli:
    Nahi hen Aajao.. ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Romantic Mood Me
    Ek Girl Apne BoyFriend Ko
    Romantic Mood Me Meessage Karti Hai.

    Girl: “Agar Tum So Rahe Ho To Mujhe Apne Sapne Bhejo,
    Jaag Rahe Ho To Yaaden Bhejo,
    Ro Rahe Ho To Aansoon Bhejo”
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    Boy Replies:
    “Potty Kar Raha Hoon – Bhejun".. ;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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