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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Chai Walay K Bajaye
    Larkiyon Ko
    Chai Walay K Bajaye
    ,
    Taya Wala,
    Phupo Wala,
    Mamu Wala,
    Khala Wala etc Per
    Ziyada Focus Kerna Chahiye,,

    QK
    Aagay Ki Zindgi Me
    Wohi Rang Bharty Hen.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Dhoka
    Ammi: Beta Kiya Khaya??

    Beta: Dhoka..

    Ammi: Kis Se..??

    Beta: Fridge Se. Ice-cream Ka
    Dabba Khola To Us Me Salan Nikla.. :-(

    Hahahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • My Wife Goes To Bar
    Man To Doctor:
    Every Night My Wife Goes To Bar & Sleeps With Anyone
    Who Proposes Her.
    .
    .
    Docto: Relax & Calm Down
    &
    Now Tell
    Which Bar??


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Monsoon Offer
    Wife Saw A Board outside a Shop..

    "Monsoon Offer Only for today :
    Banarsi saree Rs.10/-
    Nylon Rs.8/-
    Cotton Rs.5/-"
    .
    .
    Excited Wife to Hsbnd:
    Mujhy Rs.500 Do Me 50 Sarees Kharidungi.
    .
    Hsbnd:
    Pappu ki Maa, Istri ki Dukan hai Ye.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • Behan Mekay Gai Hui Hai
    Faqeer Ny Aawaz Lagai:
    "Behan Roti Dedo, Bhooka Hun."
    .
    Ander Se Aawaz Aai:
    "Teri Behan Mekay Gai Hui Hai,
    Aaj Tera Behnoi Bhi Bhooka Hai".. ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Apni Girlfriend Ke Sath
    Apni Girlfriend Ke Sath Date Pe Ho??
    .
    Par Chahte Ho K Khaane Peene Me
    Faltu Ka Kharcha Na Ho To Us Se Pucho:
    .
    .
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    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Kya Khaayegi Moti.. ??
    .
    .
    Thodi Si Gaaliyan Milengi,
    Par Kasam Se Paise Zaroor Bach Jayenge... ;-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • 3 Patly Boy Car me
    3 Patly Boy Car me Darwaza lock hone ki wajha se Phansh gaye..

    Pehla Bola: Aisa karte hen Engine k raste bahar nikal jate hen.
    .
    Dusra Bola: Nahi waha zyada Mehnat hogi Dikki k raste nikalte hen.
    .
    Teesra Ghussa hokar Bola:
    Yaar jo b karna hai Jaldi karo.
    Barish Shuru hone wali hai or
    Car ki Chhat bhi nahi hai.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Pagal Dusray Pagal Se
    Ek Pagal Dusray Pagal Se:
    Yaar Sab Log Hamen Pagal Aur Bewaqoof Kehty Hen..

    .

    Dusra Pagal:
    Tu Sab Ko Dafa Ker Yaar,
    Ye Le RoohAfza Aur Aaj Biryani Paka.. ;-)

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Sachi Kahani
    Sachi Kahani..

    Ek Dafa Ka Zikr Hai,,

    Ek Hirni Ny Apni Family K
    Dabao Me Aaker
    Ek Gadhay Se Shadi Ker Li..

    Shadi K Kuch Arsay Baad
    Un K Yahan
    Ek Beta Peda Hua,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    Jis Ka Naam Unhon Ny "Bilawal" Rakha..

    KAHANI KHATAM ;-) ;-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Dolat-e-Husn hai
    Her Shakhs Per Zakaat Wajib Hai,,

    Tumharay Pass Dolat-e-Husn hai,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    Tum "Puppiyan" Diya Kero.. ;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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