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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Bhool
    Texi Driver:
    Janab Me Meter Chalana Bhool Gaya hun,
    Is Liye Samajh Nahi Araha K Kitny Paisay Lun??

    Musafir:
    Pareshani Ki Koi Baat Nahi,
    Me Bhi Purse Ghar Bhool Aya Hun.. ;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Aurat Auto Rukwa Ker
    Ek Aurat Auto Rukwa Ker
    Paise Tay Karte-Karte
    Doosre Auto Me Baith Gayi..

    Pehla Auto Wala Ghabrahat Me Jaldi-Jaldi Bola:

    "Ye Kya Baat Hui Madam?
    Khada Aapne Mera Karwaya,
    Aur Charh Doosre Par Gayi?".. ;-p ;-)

    Hahahhaa


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Bara
    .* Bara mushkil hy kisi "teacher" sy pyar karna.
    .
    YAAR
    .
    .
    LOVE Letter bheja tha, signature kar k 3 galtyan nikal di.
    ('.')
    <))>batao yar ye
    _/ /_koe home work tha?


  By: Adnan Shalmani   Send To Mobile
  • BIMAARI In Bollywood Style
    BIMAARI In Bollywood Style..

    1. Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat bhar Dhuwaan Chale = FEVER.

    2. Tadap Tadap K Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi = HEART ATTACK

    3. Bidi Jalayile Jigar Se Piya Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai = ACIDITY.

    4. Tujhme Rab Dikhta Hai Yaara Main Kya Karu = MOTIYABIND.

    5. Tujhe Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se Ab Kya Kahna = MEMORY LOSS.

    6. Mann Dole Mera Tann Dole = MIRGI.

    7. Juda Hoke Bhi TU Mujhme Kanhi Baaki Hai = LOOSEMOTION.

    Hahhahaa


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • No POSTWOMEN
    In This World,
    We Have Only POSTMEN !
    But, No POSTWOMEN !
    Why??
    Think !
    ?
    ?
    ?
    ?
    ?
    ?
    ?
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    Yes
    B’coz, They Take 9 Months 4 One DELIVERY.. ;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Mirasi Five Star Hotel
    Mirasi Five Star Hotel k Washroom Gaya.

    Jab Wapis Aaya To Waiter Ne 65 Rupy Mang Liye.

    Marasi:
    Mola Khush Rakhy..
    Lotay Wich Pepsi pai ci ? ;-) :-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Ishq Me Bhi Kamal
    Hum Ishq Me Bhi Kamal krty hen,,

    "I Love You" Likh kar,
    Send to all krty hen.. ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Movie
    After seing Movie "Yeh Jawani Hai Deewani",
    A Boy 2 His Father..
    .
    Boy: Me Udna chahta hun,
    Girna chata hun,
    Dobna b chahta hun...
    Bas Rukna nahi
    chahta..
    .
    Father Replied:
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    .
    .
    .
    Ye le Mobile,,
    Temple Run khel le.. ;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Burger Girl
    Burger Girl: Aaj Mene If-light Jalayi..
    Aunty Ji: Ye If-light kya hai?
    Girl: U Illetrate People, If-light Yani Agar Batti...;-p


  By: precious pearls   Send To Mobile
  • Flying Chappal
    Pappu: Ammi Me Sote hue kaisa lagta hun????
    Ammi: Meri Jaan boht Piyare lagte ho....
    Pappu: To Sone kyun Nahi deti..B) B)

    ...HERE COMES A FLYING CHAPPAL ((120km/hr))...


  By: precious pearls   Send To Mobile
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