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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Mujhse Kisi Ny Poocha
    Mujhse Kisi Ny Poocha:
    Ye Shetan Kesa Hota Hay..?

    Me ne Muskura Ke .
    Aap ka Number Usy De Dia Or
    Kaha: "Le Khud Baat Kar Le"..:-)


  By: saeed   Send To Mobile
  • Tumhara Ghar Kahan hai
    "JHOOM BARABAR JHOOM"

    Ek Admi NAshay me LarkhratY hUay fOOT paTH per JA raha tha.!

    PoliceMan nE Roka oR pucha:
    Tum Janty hO Me Kon huN?

    Sharabi Ne Gor Se Dekha oR kaha:
    NAHI...!
    Haan AgaR Tum ye Bta Do k Tumhara Ghar Kahan hai?
    ?
    TO Me Tumhaien Tumharay Ghar Tak Chhor Aaun ga.. ;-p

    Hahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Tu Bunty hai na
    Boy On Phone: Hello Pammi darling..
    kesi ho ?

    Girl : Who's this ?
    Boy : Tera Aashiq hun, Janeman !
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    Girl : Tu Bunty hai na...?
    Boy : Yes, But how do you know ?
    .
    Girl : Tu Bansilal ka Beta hai na..?
    Boy : Yes but how you know me ??
    .
    Girl : Tu Ramlal ka Pota hai na..?
    Boy : Yes, But Janu, Tumhe ye sab kese pata..?
    .
    Girl : Bunty Haramkhor, Kutte,
    Me Teri Maa hun !
    Tune 'Pummi' ko nahi,
    'Mummi' ko phone lagaya hai.. ;-p ;-)

    Hahhahaa


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Ladkiyan PENT ke Niche
    Ladkiyan PENT ke Niche kya Pehnti hen??
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    Wo CHAPPAL Pehenti hen!
    Niche Pucha Tha, Andar nahi.. ;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • God Imran Hashmi se
    God Imran Hashmi se:
    Agle Janam me kya banna Pasand karoge...??
    .
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    Imran: Rawan :-D
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    God: Wo Kyu...??
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    Imran: Ab kya Bataun?
    1 Muh se KiSsss kar kar ke Thak Gaya Hun.. ;-p

    Haahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Naik Insan Ki ID
    Shetan Ny Mujhy Msg Ker K Kaha;
    "Kisi Naik Insan Ki ID do,
    Me Usay Tang Kerunga"

    Me Ny Usay Aap Ki ID di to
    Wo Ghabra ker Bola:

    "Aray Pagal!
    Marwaaye Ga Kiya ?
    Ye To Boss Ki ID Hai"...;-p

    Hahahha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Logon Ny Bachon Ka
    Kal Ek Aadmi
    Sir Muh Lapait ker
    Guzar Raha Tha,,
    ,
    ,
    Logon Ny Bachon Ka
    Aghwa Kerny Wala Samajh Ker
    Khoob Pitaai Ki..
    .
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    Baad Me Pata Chala K
    Bechara
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    Shadi K Liye
    Facial Kerwa Ker Aaraha Tha.. ;-p ;-)

    Hahahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Boy To PTCL Customer Service
    Boy To PTCL Customer Service Center:
    Net Nahi Chal Raha.

    Service Center:
    Let Me Check in System,
    .
    5 Min Later..
    .
    Sorry Sir, We Can't Check your Details.


    Boy:
    Per Kiyun ??

    Service Center:
    Hamara Khud Ka NET Nahi Chal Raha...;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Press Down
    Press Down if u think u r MAD.
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    I can't Believe u Did That!
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    Again..
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    For God Sake!
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    Oh LORD!!
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    Why u Still Doing it..
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    Truth is out now!
    MENTAL CASE.. ;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Chor Ek Ghar me Chori
    Chor Ek Ghar me Chori karne gaya,,
    ,
    Wahan likha tha Tijori todne ki Zarurat nahi hai,
    Button dabao Tijori Khul jaygi..
    .
    Chor ne Button dabaya,
    Alarm Baj gya,
    Police aa gai,
    Chor Bola: "Aaj se Mera Insaniyat se Bharosa Uth gya..;-) ;-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
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