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Ek Bhikhari Train me



Ek Bhikhari Train me Bheekh Maang rha tha.

Tabhi Ek Aadmi ne use Pehchan liya or bola:
.
Saale Tu Wohi hai na
jo Apne Pichhwade ka
X-ray dikha ke Bolta hai ke
.
"Tere Dil me Chhed hai".. ;-p ;-)



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