Ek Kahani Suno
Boy to a Doctor:
My GF is Pregnant,
But I used protection.
.
Doctor:
Ek Kahani Suno,
Ek Shikari Ek Din Gun
ki jaga Umbrella le gaya,
Achanak Lion Saamne aaya to
Usne Umbrella ka handle khicha aur fire kiya,
Lion wahin Mar gaya..
.
Boy: Ghantaa...!
Kisi aur ne Goli Maari hogi..
.
Doctor: Exactly.. ;-)
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