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Khaas Baat



Ladki: Is Mirror ki kya
Qeemat he??
.
SHOPKEEPER : Rs.1000 !
.
Ladki: Ohh.. Bohut Mehnga he..
kya Isme koi Khaas Baat he??
.
SHOPKEEPER: Aap isko 100
floor se niche girao,
.
Ye Mirror 99 floor tak nai Tutega..
.
.
.
Ladki: Wow..PACK kardo.. ;-D

Hahhaha



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