Monsoon Offer
Wife Saw A Board outside a Shop..
"Monsoon Offer Only for today :
Banarsi saree Rs.10/-
Nylon Rs.8/-
Cotton Rs.5/-"
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Excited Wife to Hsbnd:
Mujhy Rs.500 Do Me 50 Sarees Kharidungi.
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Hsbnd:
Pappu ki Maa, Istri ki Dukan hai Ye.. ;-)
Hahhaha
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