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Robot Car



Ek Aadmi ne Robot Car khareedi.
Ek din usne car ko order diya:
"Go & bring my children from school."
.
Car gai aur bohut der tak wapas nahi aai.
.
Aadmi Tension me Police complaint karne Ja hi raha tha,
Itne me Car bohut saare Bachon ko leke aagai,
Jisme uski Nokrani ke 2, Parosan ke 3,
Uski Saali ka 1 aur uski Secretary k 2 Bachey the..
.
Aadmi Tension me aa gaya.
.
Patni ne kaha:
Iska matlab ye saare Bachey Tumhare hen.?
.
Pati ne kaha:
Ye to Me baad me Bataunga pehle
Ye batao Car Hamare 2 Bachon ko Q nahi leke aai.? ;-)

Hahhaha



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