Chor Machaye Shor
Pappu: Aaj Me GF K Ghar Gaya To Achanak Us Ka Baap Aagaya..
Dost: OHO Phir To Tumhen Jooty Pary Hongy.?
Pappu: Nahi GF Ny Chor Chor Ka Shor Macha Diya..
Dost: Acha Phir..?
Pappu: Shor Sun Ker Us Ka Baap Bahar Bhaag Gaya Aur
Jin Logon Ki Wo Chri Ker K Aya Tha Unho Ny Usay Khoob Koota.. ;-)
Dost: Phir Tum Ny Usay Bachaya Nahi.?
Pappu: Nahi Yaar Wo Ghalat Time Per
Ghar Aya Tha To Me Ny Bhi 2,4 Hath Jama Diye.. :-D
Hhahaha
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