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Ek Admi Machli K Shikar Per



Ek Admi Machli K Shikar Per Gaya..

Kanty Me "Kechwa" Laga Ker Dor Pani Me Daal Di.
Kafi Dair Tak Koi Machli Na Phansi To
Kechwa Hata Ker Roti Ka Tukra Lagaya..
.
Dopehar Ho Gai Koi Machli Na Phansi.
Aakhir
Roti Hata Ker Gosht Ka Tukra Lagaya..
Magar
Machli Gosht Per Bhi Na Aai,
To Us Ny
Ghusse Me Saman Sameta Aur
Kuch Rupay Pani Me
Phenk Ker Kaha:
"Kambakhto, Jo Cheez Tumhen Pasand Ho,
Khud Hi Khareed ker Kha Lena".. ;-)

Hahahha



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