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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:
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Bhikhari Doctor Se
Bhikhari Doctor Se:
Mere Chehre Ki Plastic Surgery Kar Do Doctor.
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Doctor: Tum to Pehly Hi Khubsoorst Ho.
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Bhikhari: Doctor,
Isi Waja Se Koi Mujhe Ek Paisa Nahi Deta.. :-( :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Naghma Khan
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Le Aai Phir Kahan Per
Le Aai Phir Kahan Per,
Qismat Hamen Kahan Se,,
Ye To Wohi Jaga Hai,
Guzray Thy Ham Jahan Se..
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Moral:
Moral Woral Kuch Nahi,
Shayar Ny Ghalti Se
Kisi Pagal Se Rasta Puch Liya Tha.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Naghma Khan
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Dimagh Ki Dahi Mat Ker
Studio me Photographer 8 Saal k Bachy se:
"Meri Taraf Dekho Beta, Is camera se Kabutar niklega."
Bacha: Aby Saaly Dimagh Ki Dahi Mat Ker,
Focus adjust kar
Portrait Mode use karna Macro ke sath,
ISO 200 ke andar rakhna,
High Resolution me pic Aani Chahiye.
Facebook pe Upload karni hai.
Warna Paise nahi milenge.
Salaa
“Kabutar Nikaalega..”
Tere baap ne Kabutar dala tha isme !!
Hahhahaha
By:
Maha Abro
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Time Pass
Pappu Ek Raat Apny Kamre Me
Leta Soch Raha Tha K
"Khud Ko Kese Kamyab Banaya Jaye.?"
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Chat(Roof) ne Kaha:
"Apna Maqsad Buland Rakho"
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Fan Bola: "Hamesha Thandy Raho"
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Clock Bola: "Waqt Ki Qadar Kero"
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Wallet Bola: "Future K Liye Bacha Ker Rakho"
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Mirror Bola: "Observe yourself"
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Deewar Boli: Dusron K Kaam Aao"
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Window Boli: "Expand the vision"
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Floor Bola: "Dusron Ki Raah K Kante Saaf Kero"
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Aakhir Bed Chilla Ker Bola:
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"Arey Bhai Chaddar Odh Aur Soja..
Ye Sab Time Pass Ker Rahy Hen".. ;-) :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Maha Abro
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Doodh Pine se
Doctor: Doodh Pine se Rang Gora hota hai..
Bacha: Nahi hota hai.
Doctor: Haan Hota Hai.
Bachcha: Abay Saale, Phir Bhains ka Bacha Kala Q Hota Hai.?
Hahahha
By:
Haya Ali
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Maari Bhains ne Sim Kha li
Ek Dehati Ny Mobile Customer Care Service Me Call Ki..
Dehati: "Re Maari Bhains ne
Sim Kha li aur Bhaag Gai.”
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Customer Care Executive Ghusse Se:
"To Me Kiya Karun.?”
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Dehati Bola:
"Re Baavle, Tu Menu yo Bataa
k Ab Roaming to naa lagegi.?” :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Wo Aurat Kon Thi
Ek Ijlaas Me Kisi Mufakkir Ny Kaha:
"Apni Life K Khubsurat Saal
Me Nu Us Aurat Ki Bahon Me
Guzary Jo Meri Bivi Nahi Thi."
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Audience was Shockd & Silent..
Us Ne Phir Kaha:
"Wo Aurat Meri Maa Thi"
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Logon Ny Khoob Taliyan Bajaen..
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Ek Professor Ny Apni Bivi Ko Impress Kerny Ka Socha..
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Us Ny Bivi Se Kaha:
"Apni Life K Khubsurat Saal
Me Nu Us Aurat Ki Bahon Me
Guzary Jo Meri Bivi Nahi Thi."
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Itna Keh Ker Professor Khamosh Ho Gaya,
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Bivi Ko Ghusse Me Dekh Ker
Bechargi Se Kehny Laga.:
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"Ab Mujhy Yaad Nahi Araha K
Wo Aurat Kon Thi.." :-) :-D
Hahhhahaha
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Agar koi Ladki Aap ko
Zabardasti Ki Behno Ko
Sabak Sikhane Ka Idea..:
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Raah Chalte Agar koi Ladki
Aap ko
Bhai bol de, to
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?
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Simple..
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Usey Zor se 1 Chanta Maro
Aur Bolo:
"Yahan Kahan Ghoom Rahi hai?
Ghar Chal.." :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Naghma Khan
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I Hate the Facebook
I Hate the Facebook Layout..
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Mene Aaj "See more" pe Click kiya aur..
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2 Ghamte Ho Gaye Hen Magar,
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Mujhe Abhi Tak Koi "Peacock" Nahi Dikha. :-(
Hahhaha :-D
By:
Asad
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Dhakka chahiye
Aadhi Raat Ko Bohat Tez Barish
ho rahi thi..
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Achanak Ghar ki Ghanti Baji.
Admi ne Gehri neend se uth kar
darwaza khola..
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Darwaze par Pappu khara tha..
Pappu: "Plz Aap Dhakka laga dengay?"
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Aadmi neend me tha is liye
mana kar ke andar aa gaya..
Lekin phir usse Afsos Hua
K Us Bechary Ki Barish me
Help Kerna Chahiye Thi..
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Woh Utha, Darwaza Khola
aur Aawaaz lagai:
"Kiya Tumhe ab Bhi Dhakka chahiye.?"
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Awaaz aayi: "HAAN"
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Aadmi: "Theek hai, Lekin Tum ho Kahan.?"
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Pappu Bola: "YAHAN GARDEN
ME JHOOLE PAR.. ;-) :-D
Hahhahaha
By:
Asad
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