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FALTU MESSAGE



FALTU MESSAGE

Teacher: Agar 1 Aam k Darakht Per
10 Keley Lagy Hon aur Us Me Se
7 Amrud Tor Lye Jaen to Baki Kitny Kharbozy Bachy????

Student: Sir 9 Hathi

Teache: Wah, Tumko kese pata chla.?

Student: QK Sir Aaj Me Tiffin me Truck Ka tyre Rakh K Laya Hun

Moral:

Rozana Bursh Karo Warna Petrol Mehnga Ho Jahy Ga
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Kaha Bhi Hai Faltu Msg,
Phr bhi Parhen gy zror
Farig Awam :-)



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