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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:
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Government K Kaam
Wo Rooth Ker Kehti Hai K
Tumhara To Milna Hi Kam Ho Gaya Hai..
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Ab Us Mohabbat Ko Kese
Samjhaun K
Petrol Ab 72 Rupay Liter
Ho Gaya Hai,,
Aur
CNG To Milti Hi Nahi Hai.. :-(
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Dekh Yaar Is Government K Kaam..
Larkiyan Bhi Hath Se Nikal Rahi Hen..
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Ruko Jaanu Me Cycle Per Araha Hun.. :-)
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Hahhaha
By:
Asad
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Pehle Qasam Khao
1 Aadmi Ne 6 Shadiyan Ki.
Her Shadi K Kuch Din Baad
Uski Biwi Ki Death Ho Jati.
Ab Wo 7vi Shadi Karna Chahta tha..
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Magar
Koi Bhi Usko Apni Beti Dene Ko
Tayyar Nahi tha.
Aakhir Usko 1 Aisi Biwi Mili Jis Ki
Bhi 6 Shadiyan Ho Chuki Thi
Aur her Baar Uska Shohar Marr Jata tha..
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Logon Ko Taajjub Hua k
Ab Kya Hota Hai ?
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Dono Ki Shadi Ho Gai
Aur Dusry hi Din,,
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Pehle Qasam Khao ke iss Baar
SMS Zarur Keroge Tabhi Aage Bataunga.. :-D
Hahhahahha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Kaahili Ki Inteha
Kaahili Ki Inteha..:
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Boy: Mom, Plz Ek Glass Pani Chahiye.
Mom: Yahan Aa Ker Pee Lo.
Boy: Plz Mom.
Mom: Agar Ab Tum Ny Pani Manga To Me Tumhen Thappar Marungi.
Boy: OK Mom Jab Aap Mujhy
Thappar Maarne Aayn To Pani Bhi Leti Aana.. :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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BC Means
Husband Ny Wife Ko Whatsapp Per Msg Kiya:
"Call kr BC Balance Khatm ho gya Hai,
Its Urgent.."
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Wife 15 Minutes Tak BC Ka Matlab Sochti Rahi,
Phir Khushi Se Boli:
BC Means "Because" :-) :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Germi Is Back
Neend Nahi Aati Raat ko,,
Chain Nahi Aata Din ko,,
Mene pucha "Rab" se Kya Yhi Pyar hai.?
To "Rab" Bola:
Nahi Beta Garmi me Sabka Yehi Haal hai.. :-)
Germi Is Back.. :-D
By:
Naghma Khan
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Sad Story
Ek Aadmi ko Heart ki Bimari thi.
Doctor ne Namak Ka Istemal Band Ker Diya.
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Uski Biwi Uska Bohat Khayal Rakhy Lagi..
Wo Admi Bhi Time Per Dawa Lene Laga,
Diet Ka Khayal Rakhta Aur Namak Bilkul Band Ker Diya.
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Ek Subha Achanak Wo Bathroom Me Mara Hua Mila..
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Postmartom ki Report Aai to
Waja Jaan Ker Sab Rony Lage..
QK,
Uske Toothpaste me ‘Namak’ tha.
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Kiya Aapke Toothpaste me Namak hai?? :-D
Hahahaha
By:
Naghma Khan
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Car Chalani Hai Kiya
Bas Me Bethi Ek Larki Ki
T-Shirt Pe Car Bani Hui Thi..
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Us K Sath Ek Chota Bacha
Usay Bohat Ghor Se Dekh Raha THa..
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Larki Muskura K Boli:
"Car Chalani Hai Kiya??"
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Bacha Bola:
Nahi "Horn" Bajana Hai.. :-) :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Muqabla Baazi
Babban Bhai Aur Jumman Bhai Dono Dushman Thy..
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Un Me Apas Me Muqabla Hota Tha K
Fajar Ki Namaz Me Pehly Kon Masjid Jaye Ga..
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Roz Ye Muqabla Babban Bhai Jeet Jaty..
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Aakhir Jumman Bhai Ny Waja Puchi To
Babban Bhai Ny Kaha K
"Meri Do Biviyan Hen, Ye Un Ki Hi Meharbani Hai.."
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Bas Phir Kiya Tha,
Jumman Bhai Ny Bhi Dusri Shadi Ker Li.. :-p
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AlHamduLillah Ab
Jumman Bhai Bhi Masjid Me Hi Soty Hen.. :-D
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Hahahaha
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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