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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Ek Thappar
    Apni "Daleelon" Se
    Ho Sakta Hai K Aap Jeet Jaen
    Magar "Rishtay" Haar Jaty Hen..
    .
    .
    Is Liye
    Daleel Deny K Bajaye
    Sirf
    "Ek Thappar" Khench K Maren
    Aur Kahen:

    "Bas Chup..
    Me Sahi Aur Tum Ghalat Ho,
    Ab Jo Bola Wo Bewakoof Hai.." :-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Mobile Aaya
    Mobile Aaya
    Camera Khatam..
    .
    Mobile Aaya
    Wrist Watch Khatam..
    .
    Mobile Aaya
    Torch Khatam..
    .
    Mobile Aaya
    Radio Khatam..
    .
    Mobile Aaya
    MP3 Khatam..
    .
    Mobile Aaya
    Letters Khatam..
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    Mobile Aaya
    Calculator Khatam..
    .
    Mobile Aaya
    Computer Khatam..
    .
    Mobile Aaya
    Sukoon Khatam..
    .
    Aur Agar Aapka Mobile
    Aapki Bivi K Hath Me
    Aaya To Sajho K
    .
    Aap Bhi Khatam.. ;-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Fair & Lovely
    Ye Teri Aankhen Jhuki Jhuki,,

    Ye Tera Chehra Khila Khila..

    Jab Tere Chehry Pe Hath Phera To..

    Adha Kilo Fair & Lovely Mujhy Mila.. :-D

    Haahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Her Larki Mumtaz Nazar
    "Taj Mahal" Me Her Aashiq Ko
    Mohabbat Ki Misaal Nazar Aati Hai,,
    .
    .
    Ab Me Kis Kis K Liye
    Taj Mahal Banwaun..??
    .
    Mujhy To Her Larki Mumtaz Nazar Aati Hai.. :-D
    Hahhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Aye Kaash
    Aye Kaash..

    Hamary Dermiyan Ye Fasly Na Hote,,

    Kaash Ye Dooryan Na Hoti,,

    Kash Hum Sath Sath Rehty,,

    To

    To

    To

    To

    Mere Mobile Ka Balance To Bach Jata.. :-p :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Qismat ne Ungli kerna
    Jab Qismat ne Ungli kerna
    Band kiya To Khushi Se Hamari
    Aankhon Me Aansu Agaye..
    .
    Magar Jab Qismat Wapas Aai To
    Hum Phoot Phoot Ker Rony Lagy,,
    ,
    Hamen Kiya Pata Tha ke Qismat
    ,
    Danda Lene Gai Hai.. :-( :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Jaldi Jaldi
    Ek Baar Ek Bonay Admi Ki
    Shadi Bohat Khubsurat Larki Se Hui..
    .
    Bona Apni Bivi Ko Le Ker
    Shagraat Manany Room Me Gaya
    Aur Bola:
    "Darlng, Jaldi Se Ghodi Bano.."
    .
    Dulhan: Itni Q Jaldi Ker Rahy Ho,
    Thoro Dair Ruko Naa..
    .
    Bona: "Me Keh Raha Hun Na,
    Phataphat Ghodi Bano.."
    .
    Dulhan: Aray Tum To Bohat Hi
    Tharki Ho, Pehly Mujhy Kapray To Utarny Do..
    .
    Bona Ghusse Se:
    "O Pagal Ki Bachi, Jaldi Se Ghodi Ban,
    Mujhy Derwazy Ki Kundi Lagani Hai.." :-p :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Ghareeb Ki Mohabbat
    "Ghareeb Ki Mohabbat.."

    After Breakup Pappu GF Se:
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    .
    .
    .
    Behan Gifts To Wapas Kerti Ja..
    Teri Bhabhi Ko Kiya Dunga..? :-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Aladin Ka Chirag
    Ek Larky Ko Aladin Ka Chirag Mila..

    Us Ny Hukum Diya:
    Tamam Larkiyon Ka Dimagh Das Guna Tez Ker Do..
    .
    .
    Jin Muskuraya Aur Bola:
    Janab Zero Se Kuch Bhi Multiply Nahi Ho Sakta.. :-)

    Hahahha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Wife Ko Handle Kerny Ka Tareeka
    Ek Aadmi Ny Google Per Search Kiya:
    "Wife Ko Handle Kerny Ka Tareeka Batao.."
    .
    .
    .
    Google Replied:
    Hum Bhi Aaj Tak Yehi Search Ker Rahy Hen.. :-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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