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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Hum ho gaye aap ke bohot sochne ke baad,
    Hum ho gaye aap ke bohot sochne ke baad,

    Ab kis ko dekhein aap ko dekhne ke baad,

    Duniya chor dein ge aap ko chorne ke baad,

    Bus

    ALLAH muaf kare itna jhoot bolne ke baad.


  By: Farida Jalal   Send To Mobile
  • koo-koo-kk-kooo
    ko ko ko ko
    ko


    ko


    kookoo

    ko

    ko
    ko

    kkk koo
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    .
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    bs kro ab AANDA de b do.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • 5 Hairan-Kun Haqiqten
    Dunya ki 5 Hairan-Kun Haqiqten.

    Hqiqt 1:
    Ap apni zuban se apne tmam teeth ko touch ni kr skte.

    Hqiqt 2:
    Pehli hqiqt prhne k bad tmam bewqof ye krne ki koshsh kren ge.

    Hqiqt 3:
    Hqiqt 1 ghlat hai,HaHaHa.

    Hqiqt 4:
    Ab ap hns rhe hen qk ap bewqof ban gye hen.

    Hqiqt 5:
    Ab ap apne doston ko b bewaqof bnayen ge.


  By: Pieces   Send To Mobile
  • B O Y S
    B O Y S

    B:Badmashiyon me sb se aagy

    O:Oollu ke trha raat mein jaagy

    Y:Yaarian nibhate jaan lga k

    S:Shareef sirf maa baap k aagy.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • MELA msg of month:
    Most MELA msg of month:

    Batao wo konsa amal hai jismy Raahat
    or Laanat dono ek saath milti hein?



    Haar maani?


    Answer is



    PooOOoOon...;-)


  By: Lovebirds   Send To Mobile
  • Ye building kitnay din main
    American: Ye building kitnay din main bani hai?
    Pakistani: 1 Maah main.
    American: Ye hamary mulk main to 2 weeks main ban jati hai.

    Thora aagay jany k baad phir pucha:
    Ye building kitnay din main bani hai?
    Paki: Sirf 2 weeks main.
    American: Hamary mulk main to 3 days main ban jati hai.

    Habib Bank Plaza k Paas se guzray to American ne pucha:
    Ye building kitnay din main bani hai?
    Paki (Ghussay se): Pata nahi, Subah to nahi thi.


  By: Decent Kuri   Send To Mobile
  • Girls want to go on DATE
    In Pakistan a Survey is carried out:

    How many Girls want to go on DATE with Rooman?

    10% said YES
    5% said NO
    85% said Sapny mat dikhao, hamari aisi qismat kahan....


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Khush naseeb ho aap
    Khush naseeb ho aap jo hum aapki Dosti ko itni Shiddat se chahtay hain.

    Warna hum to woh Shakhs hain jiske Khuab main bhi log

    *Appointment*

    le kar aatay hain.


  By: Nooman   Send To Mobile
  • CHALANGE FOR YOU
    Chlng 4 U
    Wo kon se cheez hai js ka
    Na sir hai na Pao
    Na koe Tuk
    Na koe Ehmeyat
    Bilkul Fazool
    Ap ko mele to ap khush ho ge
    Ur dosro k sath share kro ge
    .
    .
    .
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    Answer:
    YE SMS MSG


  By: Rocket Beam   Send To Mobile
  • MULTI BOY FRIENDS
    JAZZ BF: Hello darling
    Girl: Aur Sunao

    U-Fone BF: Kya tumhare dil mein main hu?
    Girl: Tum he to ho

    ZONG BF: Tmhe chand kho k phool kho?
    Girl: Sab keh do

    TELENOR BF: Kya hr larki bewafa hoti hai?
    Girl: Yahi hai dhun sab ki.


  By: Rocket Beam   Send To Mobile
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