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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Jhlak dikhlaja
    Ek larka ek larki ko khirki ke tarf ishara kr k kehta hy

    "Jhlak dikh laja, Jhlak dikh laja"


    Girl (Chappal nikal k): "Ek bar aja aja aja aja aja"


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Kya yhe pyar hy
    Boy: Chalte Chalte yunhi ruk jata hu mei
    Bethe Bethe kehein kho jata hu mei.

    Kya yhe pyar hy?

    Girl: nhe ye kmzori ke nashani hy
    Subah sham Gulucose piya kro.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • A true friends is one
    A true friends is one who sees the first tear in your eyes,

    Catches the second and stop the third.

    If fourth one comes then slaps you and says

    "Lay AB Khul Ke Ro Lay"...


  By: Farida Jalal   Send To Mobile
  • When I am worried, no one sees my pain,
    When I am worried, no one sees my pain,

    When I cry, no one sees my tears,

    When I am happy, no one sees my smile,

    But

    Ek DATE dafa kya maari sab se dekh liya...


  By: Farida Jalal   Send To Mobile
  • Sb se alaa misaal kia hai?
    Question: Sachi Bahaduri ki sb se alaa misaal kia hai?
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    Ans: Aapko Shadeed LOOSE MOTIONS arahe hon or aap Risk le kr PAAD maar den!


  By: Nooman   Send To Mobile
  • Murgha-Murghi Ki Love Story
    1 Murgha-Murghi Ki Love Story

    Murgha: I Love You

    Murghi: Tum Mere Liye Kia Ker Sakte Ho?

    Murgha: Kuch Bhi!

    Murghi: Chalo Phir 1 Anda De k Dikhao.


  By: Abbasi the Great   Send To Mobile
  • Film ghajni mein...
    Film Ghajni mein heroine ke marne wale seen se aik sabak seekhne ko milta hai.


    Any Guess?

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    Apna Mobile hamesha silent pe rakho.


  By: Farida Jalal   Send To Mobile
  • Samander mein gehrayi ki tarah,
    Samander mein gehrayi ki tarah,

    Pyar mein judayi ki tarah,

    Khuda kare aap ki girlfriend aap ko rakhe,

    Bilkul apne chote Bhai ki tarah..


  By: Farida Jalal   Send To Mobile
  • Law Of Ezzat derived from Newton's Law:
    Law Of Ezzat derived from Newton's Law:

    Every bad boy continues to do Masti unless a Thappar or Sandal with a force is exerted upon him by a lovely girl.
    This force is called Baizti.
    Baizti is that characteristic due to which any beghairti is compelled to change his state of Beghairti into Ghairatmandi.


  By: Farida Jalal   Send To Mobile
  • Pakistan ka woh konsa
    Pakistan ka woh konsa City hai jahan koi bhi larki unmarried nahi hai?

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    Answer is

    "Miyan Wali".


  By: Farida Jalal   Send To Mobile
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