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Ye building kitnay din main



American: Ye building kitnay din main bani hai?
Pakistani: 1 Maah main.
American: Ye hamary mulk main to 2 weeks main ban jati hai.

Thora aagay jany k baad phir pucha:
Ye building kitnay din main bani hai?
Paki: Sirf 2 weeks main.
American: Hamary mulk main to 3 days main ban jati hai.

Habib Bank Plaza k Paas se guzray to American ne pucha:
Ye building kitnay din main bani hai?
Paki (Ghussay se): Pata nahi, Subah to nahi thi.



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