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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • A girl comes late to Class.
    A girl comes late to Class.

    Professor: you are late?

    Girl: Aik larka mera peecha kar raha tha.

    Professor: To late kaise ho gayi?

    Girl: Sir, larka bohot slow chal raha tha...


  By: Farida Jalal   Send To Mobile


  By: Farida Jalal   Send To Mobile
  • 3 GADHAY
    3 GADHAY ZOO
    Se Farar Ho Gaye

    1
    TV Dekh Raha Hay

    2
    FOOT Ball Khel Raha Hay


    3rd



    Nahin TUM Nahin,

    Hamesha Aisa Hi Kiyoun Sochte Ho?

    Woh Mil Nahin rha hai:-P


  By: Pieces   Send To Mobile
  • Bus Rehne Dain
    YOU R SO


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    Bus Rehne Dain
    Ap Per Fit Hi Nhi Ho Rha ha.


  By: Pieces   Send To Mobile
  • 3 Poltry Forms Inspected
    3 Poltry Forms got Inspected

    Officer: Tum chickens ko kya khalate ho?

    1st Farm Owner: Baajra
    Officer: Es ka chalan kro

    2nd Farm owner: Rice
    Officer: Es ka b chalan kro

    3rd Farm Owner: Smart Owner answered

    Sir mein chickens ko Pysee dedeta hu Wo khud ja k kha Leti hy.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Chota Munna
    1 Chota Munna boht der se ro raha tha

    Uski maa ne pocha
    Melay bachay ko ta chaiye?
    Tofy
    Bikit
    Chps?
    Munna: Nhi tuch nhi
    bash ait Nya conekshn caiye,tok shok ka.


  By: Nooman   Send To Mobile
  • Larka pasnd he
    Larki wale: Hmko larka pasnd he shadi kAb karni hy?

    Larke wale: Abhi to ladka parh raha hy.

    Larki wale: Hamari beti koi Bandariya hai jo kitabain phar daigi:-)


  By: Pieces   Send To Mobile
  • Door se dekha to Orange tha
    Door se dekha to Orange tha
    Pas ja kr dekha to Orange tha
    Chheel ke dekha to b Orange tha
    Kha k dekha to b Orange tha



    Wah bhai wah kya Orange tha.


  By: Pieces   Send To Mobile
  • Admi ne anda fry kia
    1 Aadmi ne Anda fry kia to woh jal gaya,
    Murgi ne dekh lia.

    Murgi ne us admi k zor se thapar mara or kaha.

    Begherat khud ko dena pare to ehsaas ho.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
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