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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • VALENTAIN DAY 

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    "*   Dil  ki    *"
     *Gehrayon*    
      "*... se.. *"
         "*....*"
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    VALENTAIN DAY
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    Mananey walon per laanat bhejen..
    Ye kafiron ka Tehwar hai..
    Hum mohabat ka izhar pura sal kar skte hain.
    Kisi khas din agr krna hai to Eid pe
    kar lein.fwd it frndz..


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Socho Socho
    Hum Paani Q Peetay Hain
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    Socho Socho
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    Or Socho

    Nahi Aaya Samajh
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    Nahi
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    I Tel U
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    Q K Hum Paani Ko Khaa Nahi Saktay!


  By: Speedo   Send To Mobile
  • A difficult question:
    A difficult question:

    Why dogs don't marry??

    Answer: Because they think

    "Hamari pehle hi zindagi kutton wali hai"

    "Shaadi Kiu karein"...


  By: Decent Kuri   Send To Mobile
  • Dulhan andhe shoher se:
    Dulhan andhe shoher se:

    "Kaash tumhari aankhein hoti to tum mere husn ko dekh sakte"

    Shoher: Ager tum khoobsorat hoti

    to

    Kya aankhon wale tumhe mere liye chorty..


  By: Farida Jalal   Send To Mobile
  • Aaj se 10 saal baad
    Aaj se 10 saal baad larkiyan larkon ko dekh kar:

    Kya mast bacha hai yaar,

    Mujhe is bache ka number chaiye,

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    Larka sharmate hue:

    Aap ke ghar mein baap bhai nahi hein...


  By: Decent Kuri   Send To Mobile
  • Old man school ke principle se:
    Old man school ke principle se:

    Zara raja ko bula dein.

    Principle: Aap kon?

    Old man: Mein us ka dada.

    Princple: Woh chutti le kar aap ke janaze mein gaya hai..


  By: Decent Kuri   Send To Mobile
  • Full form of Boys.
    Full form of Boys.

    B= Badmahshiyon mein sab se aagay.

    O= Olloo ki tarah raat mein jaagay.

    Y= Yaarian nibhate jaan laga ke.

    S= Shareef sirf Maa Baap ke aagay.


  By: Farida Jalal   Send To Mobile
  • Double sawari
    Aik double sawari ja rahi hoti hai
    Police wala : tujhey pata nahi hai ke double sawari allowed nahi hai


    Bike wala : pata hai, is ko wapis chorney ja raha hun


  By: Nooman   Send To Mobile


  By: Farida Jalal   Send To Mobile
  • Zong ke SIM
    Be Sharam
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    Be haya
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    Be gherat
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    Be waqof
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    Pagal
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    Khajoor
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    Dhakan
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    Jaahil
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    Paindo
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    Me ne ZONG ke SIM le hy
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    "ZONG SB KEH DO"


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
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