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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Boy to Girl
    Boy: Suit to bohot acha pehna hai.

    Girl: thanks

    Boy: Lipstick bhi achi hai.

    Girl: thanks

    Boy: Makeup bhi bohot acha hai.

    Girl: thanks

    Boy: Lekin achi phir bhi nahi lag rahi ho.


  By: Decent Kuri   Send To Mobile
  • Billo Rani...
    Billo Rani...
    Aik choohay ko agar aik billi se love ho jaye to woh kon sa gaana gaaye ga?
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    Very Simple

    Billo Rani... Kaho to abhi Jaan de don.


  By: Decent Kuri   Send To Mobile
  • Ignore mat karna werna...
    "0303-7722140"

    Aik shaks ko ye number khawab mein nazar aaya us ne 100 ka easy load karwa diya...

    Aik Ghante mein us ke dil ki Murad poori ho gayi...

    Doosre ne Sms parh ke Delete ker diya us ka 50000 ka Nuqsan ho gaya..

    Ignore mat karna werna...


  By: Munna Bhai   Send To Mobile
  • Patient: Mujhe beemari hai.
    Patient: Mujhe beemari hai.
    Na khaaon to Bhook lagti hai.
    Na Soun oto Neend aati hai.
    Aur ziyada kam kar loon to thak jata hoon.
    Doctor: Saari raat dhoop mein baitho theek ho jao gay.


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Kuta gayeb tha
    Ek charsi ki bakri gum ho gai bohat talash kya magar nhi mili,

    Sham ko ghar aaya tou bakri samne bandhi hui thi,

    Ghuse mai aa kar bakri zibah kar di,

    Khud bhi khai or doston ko bhi khilai,

    Jab subha so kar utha tou dekha bari sahi salamat khari thi,

    Aur kuta gayeb tha. :-)


  By: Nooman   Send To Mobile
  • 50 rupay pakro
    Police officer 2 his son!

    Tumhara result acha nhi aaya,

    Aaj se tumhara khelna aur T.V dekhna band

    Son!Ye 50 rupay pakro aur is baat ko yaheen dabado.


  By: Nooman   Send To Mobile
  • Breaking News on Geo TV
    Breaking News on Geo TV.

    Pakistan main Load Shedding khatam

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    Abhi itna hi suna tha k light chali
    gai:-(


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Lafz likhon teri tareef mai
    Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef mai,

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    Lafz Lafz Lafz

    Lafz Lafz Lafz


    Lafz Lafz Lafz


    Lafz Lafz Lafz


    Kafi hain ya aur likhon?


  By: Lovebirds   Send To Mobile
  • 1 indian ne
    1 indian ne 24 ghnte tk pani mai sans rok kar rehne ka rcord qaim kya hai jinhe kal
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    Bad namaz e zuher mewa shah qabristan mai dafnaya jaega..


  By: Lovebirds   Send To Mobile
  • Mood mai nhi hai
    Girl: Tum din main kitni bar shave karte ho?
    Boy: Taqreeban 30 bar.
    Girl: kiya tum pagal ho?
    Boy: Nahi main NAAI hoon.


  By: Lovebirds   Send To Mobile
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