Buy PUBG Mobile UC in Pakistan
SMS Categories
Our Community
Facebook Group Facebook Page
Follow Us on Twitter Follow Us on Twitter

Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Jab Koi Baat Bigarh Jaye,
    Jab Koi Baat Bigarh Jaye,

    Jab Koi Mushkil Parh Jaye,

    Tou..

    Tou..

    Tou..


    ,,
     (“.)
    < ) )>
      JL


    Tou Main Kiya Karoon..??

    NIMTO KHUD . . . ! ; )


  By: Decent Kuri   Send To Mobile
  • Dil Ke operation
    Dil Ke operation ko BYEPASS Q kahte hain????????

    Socho Socho,

    ??????

    Q Ke agar operation theek ho Gaya to PASS, Warna BYE:-)


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Aap ka time
    I

    *

    Know

    *

    U

    *

    R

    *

    S000

    *

    Busy

    *

    Is liye

    *

    SmS me kuch nhi likha k aap ka time zaya na ho.


  By: Lovebirds   Send To Mobile
  • Bijli chali gai tau
    1 Pakistani dosre se: Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???

    2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na...

    1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.

    2nd: Woh kese???

    1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau??? ;)


  By: Lovebirds   Send To Mobile
  • Ankhein theek hogayeen.
    Larki nahane gai kapre utare darwaza

    baja boli=KON? Jawab aya=POSTMAN kapre

    pehen k letter liya phir nahane gai kapre

    utare darwaza baja boli=KON? Jawab aya=DHOBI

    kapre pehen k dhobi se hisab kiya phir nahane

    gai kapre utare darwaza baja phir boli=KON?

    Jawab aya=PAPPU(parosan ka beta hay.ANDHA hay)

    larki ne socha kya farq parta hay kapre nahi

    pehenti aise he chali gai darwaza khola PAPPU

    ne mithai di boli=kis khushi me PAPPU=meri

    Ankhein theek hogayeen.


  By: Lovebirds   Send To Mobile
  • Karachi: City OFF lights
    Kabhi Karachi

    "City OF lights"

    Kehlata tha

    .


    Ab load shedding ke waja se

    .

    Karachi ho gya hai

    .

    "City OFF lights"


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Shadi k Baad
    Boy: Tum shadi k baad apnay liye alag ghar to nahi mango gi?


    Girl: Aray nahi!! Tum apni Amma ko alag ghar dila dena.


  By: Decent Kuri   Send To Mobile
  • Hai Na Dunya Gol !!!!
    Chooha Billi Se Darta Hai

    Billi Kuttay Se Datrteee Hai

    Kutta Aadmee Se Darta Hai

    Aadmee Biwi Se Darta Hai

    Or

    Biwi Choohay Se Dartee Hai

    Hai Na Dunya Gol !!!!


  By: Decent Kuri   Send To Mobile


  By: Decent Kuri   Send To Mobile


  By: Decent Kuri   Send To Mobile
Urdu Funny SMS By Page: << 352353354355356357 358359360361362 >>

Submit Your Comments: