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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Ek He Darr Rehta Hai
    Masjid Main Joota Utaarty Waqt.
    Aur
    Kisi ko Miscall martay waqt.

    Bas Ek He Darr rehta hai.

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    Koi Utha Na Lay. :P


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Adnan Sami Gir Gaye
    Breaking News

    Adnan Sami Apni building kay 10th floor se neechay gir gaye..


    Aur...






    Tappa khaa kay Waapis ooper chala gaye...


  By: shahzada   Send To Mobile
  • Free Main Easyload
    Free Main EasyLoad Hasil Karnay Ka Tareeqa!!!

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    Pata Chalay To Mujhe Bhi Batana. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Qyamat ki Nishaniyan
    Qyamat ki 3 Nishaniyan

    Awam ILAM ke roshni ke bajae WAPDA/KESC ke roshni ke talash kre ge.

    Log Insaan ki IZZAT us ka Bank ur SIM Balance dekh kar kre ge

    3 rupee main 500 sms melein ge phir b khuch kanjoos loog sms krne se gurez kre ge.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Driver ka Mashwara
    Major Rohail: Jab tum itni tezi se garri chalatey ho To mujhe bohat darr lagta hai.

    Driver: Major Sahab aap b meri tarha ankhen Band kar liya kro.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Free Star Plus
    Good News! Ab Aap is SMS k Zariye Apne Mobile SET Per STAR PLUS bilkul free dekh saktay hain.

    Woh bhi 24 Hours.

    Neeche Dekhiye.





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    Ha ha ha ha.


  By: Humbugg TheGreat   Send To Mobile
  • Karva Phal
    Anti Misba: Beta choori karna buri baat hy,
    Choori ka phal hamesha karva Hota hy.


    Bubbli: Lekin ammi Jaan! Mera AMROOD To metha tha.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Biwi ka New Dress
    Anti Misba: Tumari itni hansi kyu Nikal rhi hy?

    Major Rohail: Tumara new dress dekh kar.

    Anti Misba: Oh Acha! Is ka matlab tumne Abi new dress ka BILL nhi dekha.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Mobile Khudhkash Hamla
    BREAKING NEWS:


    Mere MobiLe Maie KhudKash Bomb Blast hua hai.

    22 SMS Mokey pe Jaan Bahak
    21 Shadeed Zakhmi
    30 SMS La Pata
    Or..
    8 SMS ne Inbox Mai Dam Torr Dia.


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • Hukam Karen Sir!
    Major Rohail: Ye main bardasht nhi kr sakta,
    Tumare hotel me bohat saari Makheyan hai.


    Waiter: Hukam karen sir! Aap kitni bardasht kr sakte hy?
    Baki ko bahar nekal dun ga.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
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