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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Swimming Nahi Aati
    Ek Swimmer to his friend: Mai paani k andar ek ghanty tak reh skata hun.

    Friend: Mai boht din tak Reh sakta hon.

    Swimmer: Wo kese?
    Friend: Q k Mujy swimming nhi ati.


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • Miraasi ka Bacha
    Miraasi ka bacha school daakhil hua,
    Teacher ne kaha k 2 ka paharra sunao..

    Wo bola:





    Tay faer naal tolki wajao...:-)


  By: shahzada   Send To Mobile
  • Qalam Aur Talwaar
    Qalam ki Ehmiyat Talwaar se Ziyada Hai.


    Kyon k.



    Talwaar se Shalwaar main Narra nahi dala ja sakta.
    Par Qalam se dala ja sakta hai.


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • DON ka Madarsa
    DON ne ab Jurm ki dunia chore di hai,
    Aur ab aik Madarasa khola hai

    So Please,

    Balance ki Soorat Main Chanda Daal kar Dunay aur Aakhirat Sanwaren.


  By: umair   Send To Mobile
  • Police ne Bachay se Pucha
    1 Police officer bachey se:
    Beta: Kia tumhare abu "Al-Qaida" mein hain?

    Bacha: Uncle! Mujhe abu ka tu nahin pata per mein
    .
    .
    .
    "Noorani Qaida" pe hoon.


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • Confused Farishta
    Farishta Michael Jackson ki rooh Qabaz krne aya to farishta confuse
    Ho gaya:

    Kyu?


    "Rooh kisi BLACK aadmi ki qabz krni
    hai pr yahan to WHITE hai."


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Ainak Wala Kutta
    Dimag hai to in letters se ik Naam banaye.
    "R D Z R A I A "


    HINT: Ye ek Ainak Walay Kuttay ka naam hai.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Mirasiyon ka Baba
    Mirasiyon ka Baba marny wala tha.
    Uske gird sab khamosh bethy thy.

    Mahool Sogwaar tha.

    1 Mirasi Bola: "Welay Bethay Aan, Jidon tak Baba Marda nai, Dholki waja lo."


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Chhoti si Naseehat
    Ek Chhoti si Naseehat:










    Itni Tezi se Button dabany se KEYPAD Kharab hojata hai.


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Lalchi Kuttay Pe Mazmoon
    Teacher: Lalchi Kuttay Pe Mazmoon Likho.


    Student: Madam! Mujhe 14 Saal k liye Jail nahi Jana, Aur Jaidaad Zabt hogi woh alag.

    "Aap Samajh To Gaye Hogay" ;-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
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