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Aap Ghar Pe Kyon Ho?



Ek Admi Apne Dost k Ghar Aaya,
Ghanti bajany pr ek bacha Bahir Aaya:

Admi: Abu ghar pr hy?
Bacha: Bazar gae hy.

Admi:Bhai hy?
Bacha: Cricket khelne gya hy

Admi: Ammi hy?
Bacha: Shoping krne gae hy

Admi: Sister hy?
Bacha: Sahelehon ke Taraf gae hy.

Admi GHUSEY se bola: "Tum ghar pr kyu ho tum b khi chle jao"
Bacha: "Mai b Apne Dost k Ghar Aaya hova hun." :-)



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