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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Aasman Khubsurt Lag Raha
    2 dost Safar Par Ja Rahy Thy Rasty Mai Raat Hogai,
    Woh TENT Laga k So gaye.

    RAAT ko 1 ki Aankh Khuli Usne Dost ko Jaga Kar Kaha,
    Aasman ki Taraf Dekh k Batao,
    Tumhain Kya Nazar Aa Raha Hai.

    2nd: Bohat Sare Sitary.

    1st: Issy Kya Pata Chalta Hai?

    2nd: Aasman Khubsurt Lag Raha Hai or Roshni Bhi Hai.

    1st: Kameene Koi TENT Utar kar Le Gaya Hai. :-)


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta
    Newspapr Men Advertisment Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,

    Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,

    Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.
    Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery

    1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.

    Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.

    Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek


    "BURQA" Nikla. :-)


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Angraiz Ka Interview
    Ek Angrez Karachi Aaya Kuch Dino Mai Yahan ki Zuban Seekh Gaya.
    Uska Interview Hua.

    Q.Aap Ko KARACHI Kesa Laga?
    A.Lush

    Q.Yahan ki Life Kesi Lagi?
    A.Bohat Phateek Hai Yahan.

    Q.Log Kese Lagy?
    A.Bohat Chirandi.

    Q.Yahan Apne Kia Sekha?
    A.Maine Ye Seekha Hai. Agar Karachi Mai Rehna Hai To Jiye Muttahida Kehna Hai.

    Q.Yahan Khane Mai Kia Pasand Aaya?
    A.Gutka aur Main Poori.

    Q.Yahan Aap Kis Shaks Se Milne Ki Khuwahish Rakhty Hain?
    A.Angraiz Kuch Dair Soch Kar Bola:

    FARAZ Se. :-)


  By: Faraz Ahmed Faraz   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Lemon Se 1 Glass Juice
    Ek Pehalwan Ne Ek Mehfil Mai Sirf 1 Lemon Se
    Poora 1 Glass Bhar k Juice Nikal kar Sab Ko Hairan Kar dia
    Aur Challang Kia K Aisa Koi or Kar K Dikhae.

    Sab ne Haar Maan Li,
    Phir Ek Kamzor Se Aadmi Ne Nichory Huye Lemon Se
    1 Aur Glass Juice Nikal Kar Pehalwan Ko Bhi Hairat Mai Daal Dia.

    Pehlwan: Aap Bhi Pehalwan Ho Kya?

    Aadmi: Mai MEMON Hon. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Msg Karta Rahonga
    Jab Tak Zinda Raha.

    Msg Karta Rahonga.

    Jab Msg Na Bhejon, To Ye Mat Samajhna K Marr Gaya.

    Balke.

    Samajh Lena,
    K
    Bhai Par Bachiyon Ka Load Ziyada Hogaya Hai. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Lag gya
    LAG GYA
    LAG GYA
    QUAID-E-AZAM
    DA MOBILE Numbr
    LAG GYA
    Tum b LIKHO.
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    0345-14 AUGUST 1947.


  By: shahzada   Send To Mobile
  • Karachi University Road Per
    Latest News:

    Karachi University Road Per

    5 Afraad Ko Na'Maloom Motor Cycle Sawaron Ne.

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    Salam Kya,

    3 Ne Jawab Diya, 2 K Mun Main Paan Tha. :-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Raat Main Ziyada Maza
    Jaante Ho Raat Mai Sab Se Ziyada Maza Kab Aata Hai?

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    Jab Kisi Sotey Huye Shakhs Ko Jaga Kar Pucha Jaye.


    K


    So Rahey Ho Kya? :-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Cooked Ball Are Very Sweet
    ALL Fruit & Vegetable Are Sweet But Cooked Ball are very Sweet.

    Agar Mujh Pe Yaqeen Nahi Hai

    To

    Shahid Afridi Se Pooch Lo.

    He He He He. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Bhabi ka Cell Number Do
    Bhabi ka Number Do Jaldi, Plz






    Sent:
    06-02-2010
    14:55:15









    99% bewkof Log Poora sms parhte He Nahi?
    Or
    Reply Karte Hai Kon C Bhabi?
    Try it.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
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