Samosa Said to Aaloo
Samosa Said to Aaloo:
Jab men fry hota hon to Tumhen cover Kar k
Garam Oil se Bacha leta Hon coz I Luv you.
Aaloo said:
Jab log Tumhen Fry hone k foran bad Khate hen to
Main bhi unki Zuban Aur Munh Jala Deta hun. I luv u 2.
Moral of the story:
"In Dono ki Prem kahani pe na Jaen.
Samosa Thora Thanda Kar K Khaen." :-)
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