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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Mujhe to Kalma b nahi ata
    1 admi talwar liye Masjid gia or awaz di
    Ap may koi Muslman hy?

    1 buzurg bolay
    May hu

    Admi buzurg ko bahr ly gia or us k paoo may Bkra zibah kia

    Phir Msjid gia talwar se khoon beh rha tha
    Bola
    Or koi Muslman hy?

    Awaz aai
    Molvi saab hain

    Molvi gussay se:
    Kamina jhoot bolta hy
    Mujhe to Kalma b nahi ata.


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Bhaiya Mere Rakhi K Bandhan Ko Nibhana
    Sama Tah Suhana Suhag Raat Ka Tha Bahana
    Dulha Mood Me Tha K Dulhan Se Sune Koi Gana
    Dulhan Ne Shuru Kiya Gana
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    Bhaiya Mere Rakhi K Bandhan Ko Nibhana


  By: naveed samoo   Send To Mobile


  By: naveed samoo   Send To Mobile
  • Memon Ki Biwi Mar Gai
    1 Memon Subha so k Utha
    Yo dekha k uski BV Mar Gai Hai.

    Wo Foran Kitchen me Gaya
    Aur Apni Beti ko Gale Laga Kar Rony laga

    Aur Bola

    "1 ka Nashta Kam Banana" :-)


  By: Dhump   Send To Mobile
  • Meri ROTI Mat PAKANAAAAA
    Aik Sheikh 8th Floor se Neeche Gira,

    Girte huay Kitchen ki Window k Paas Phoncha

    To apni B.V ko Dekh k Chillaya

    Farhana

    Meri ROTI Mat PAKANAAAAA. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Gaindan Hala Gujraa
    BREAKING NEWS: FIFA has announced 2018 Worldcup in Pakistan



    Naseebo laal will sing the official song...


    "GAINDAAN HALA GUJRAAA"


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Chaddi Thek Se Nahi Dhoi
    Dhobi Ne 1 Admi Ki Chaddi Thek Se Nahi Dhoyi,

    Admi Ne Chitthi Likh K Bheji

    "KAPRE THEK SE DHOYA KARO"

    Dhobi Ne Jawab Likh K Bheja

    "CHOTAR THEEK SE DHOYA KARO"


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Dua Clear Mangni Chahiye
    1 Larki Ne Namaz Hajaat Parhi
    Aur Apni Shadi K Liye Dua Mangne Lagi
    To Sharm Aa Gai Kehne Lagi

    "Ay Allah Main Apne Liye Kuch Nahi Mangti
    Bas Meri Ammi Ko Ek Khobsurt Damad De De"

    Pata Hai Kya Hua?

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    Uski Choti Behan Ki Shadi Ho Gayi.

    Moral: Dua Clear Mangni Chahiye.
    Kya Pata Kis Time Qabool Hojaye. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Tumhary Paas kya Hai?
    RICH Man: Aaj mere pas 14 Cars, 18 bikes,
    4 Banglows, 3 Farmhouse hain,
    TUMHARE Paas kya hai?





    POOR Man: Mere Pas Beta hai,
    Jiski Girlfriend Teri Beti Hai. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Baap Ne Bete Ki Talashi Li
    Baap Ne Apne Bete Ki Talashi Li,
    Jaib Se Cigrette, Gutka, Naswar Katrina Kaif Ki Tasaweer
    Aur Girls K Numbers Baramad Hoye.

    Baap Ne Bete Ko Buhat Mara Aor Ghuse Me Cheekha:

    Kab Se Kar Rahay Ho Ye Sab Kuch?

    Beta Rotay Hoye: Abba Main Ne To Ap Ki Jacket Pehni Hui Hai. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
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