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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Log Parhte Zarur Hain
    Washing Powder Nirma
    Washing Powder Nirma

    Doodh si Safedi
    Nirma se Aaye

    Rangeen Kapra
    Bhi Khil Khil Jaye

    Sabki Pasand Nirma
    .

    Kuch Bhi Bhejo,
    Log Parhte Zarur Hain, Wo Bhi Tune k Saath. :-)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Apni Beti Ka Cell Number
    Master To Student: A B C D Se Sharu Hone Wale Alphabets Se
    Sentence Banao?



    Student: A=Apni B=Beti ka C=Cell Number D=Dijye! :-)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Ufone ke Ek Laakh Minutes
    Ufone ke Ek Laakh Minutes Jeetne ke liye Aap se Pehla Sawal.

    Question: Kya Aap Bewaqoof Hein?

    Choices:

    A) Haan.

    B) Bilkul.

    C) Zahir hai.

    D) Abbu se Pooch ker bataon gi.


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Respect The National Flag
    The National Flag Is A Symbol Of The Nation's Pride & Respect.
    There Is A Liberal Use Of The Flag
    On Independence Day.

    The Trend Of Selling Flags Made Up Of Paper & Plastic,
    Is Incorrect.
    With A Sense Of National Pride,
    Ppl Enthusiastically Buy Such Flags
    But Very Next Day,
    We Find These Flags Being Trampled
    Upon The Road,
    In Dustbins & Elsewhere.
    In This Context, Ppl Forget That They Are Insulting The Flag.
    Often, These Flags Are Burnt Along With Garbage.
    It's The Duty Of Every Individual To
    Maintain Proper Respect Of The National Flag.

    For God Sake
    Respect The National Flag.


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Woh Kya Cheez Hai Jo
    Woh Kya Cheez Hai Jo Aagey se "Allah" Ne Banai Hai.
    Peeche Se Insaan Ne?

    Socho?

    ?

    Aur Socho.

    ?

    Mein Bataon?

    .

    "Gadha Gaari" :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Abbu Kya Kaam Karte Hain?
    Teacher:
    Tumhare Abbu Kya Kaam Karte Hain?

    Bacha:
    HPS k Maalik hain.

    Teacher: Nice.

    Acha ye HPS ka kia matlab hai?



    Bacha: "Haji Pakora Shop" :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Ravi Or Chanab Kahan Hain?
    Baap: (Bachay Se)

    Ravi Or Chanab Kahan Par Hain?

    Bacha: (Ghabra Kar)

    Ammi Jaan Se Pochain.

    .
    .
    .

    Wohi Chezain Idhar Udhar Rakh Deti Hain. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • 5 Rupy Ka Sawal Hai Baba
    This is GHURBAT:

    Faqeer Punjabi Se: 5 Rupy Ka Sawal hy Baba?

    Punjabi: Baba Jaldi Sy Sawal Batao.

    Mujhy 5 Rupy Ki Buht Sakht Zaroort hy me ny Ciggerate Lena Hai.


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
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