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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Ye Msg Apne Frnds ko Fwrd Karen
    Dua Ki Appeal:

    Ye Msg Apne Frnds ko Fwrd Karen

    Roz kitne Faltu Msgs Karty hain
    Plz don't ignore

    Meri Ek Laki Se Baat Ho Rahi Hai.
    Dua Kare'n Wo Set Ho Jaye. :-)


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Most Painful Situation
    Most Painful Situation
    Other Than Love Is When
    You are waiting for your Friend After Exam.


    Thinking
    Sala Abhi Tak Nahi Aaya
    Lagta Hy Paas Ho Jaye Ga. :-)


  By: Dhump   Send To Mobile
  • Sheshay ki Bottle per Car
    Driver: Car Sheshay ki Bottle per char
    Gae ur Punture ho gae.

    Major Rohail: Tumhain Sheeshay ki bottle Nazar nahi aai?

    Driver: Nahi Saab, Bottle to Aadmi ki Jaib Main Thi na. :-)


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Her Step K Number Hoty Hain
    Khusra Maths K Paper Main Dance Kar Raha Tha
    Kisi Ne Pucha
    Yeh Kya Kar Rahy Ho.

    Khusra: Mere Dost Ne Kaha Tha Maths mai Her Step K Number Hoty Hain.


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • paindu naat perhte
    1 paindu naat perhte hue
    "jisne madine jana krlo tyariyan"
    sara pind samaan bandh k aa gya paindu n perhna shuru kia
    "hun nai madine jana wadh gayan swariyan"


  By: usman   Send To Mobile
  • Raat Mai Sab Se Zyada Maza
    Janty ho.
    Raat Mai
    Sab Se Zyada Maza.
    Kab Aata hy!
    Jab Kisi Soay hovy ko Jaga kar kaha jaye.



    K



    "Chal vai Kaka os Manji Ty Hoja."


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Thora Sa Khana De Do
    Faqeer: Baji Bhooka Hon, Allah k Naam par Thora sa Khana De Do.


    Baji: Abi khana Nahi Paka.

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    Faqeer: Baji Number likh Lo Jab Pak Jaye to Msg Kar Dena. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Aik Surgeon Ne Operation
    Aik Surgeon Ne Mamoli Operation K Liey 5 Lakh Fees Mangi

    To Mareez Bola: Sahab Itne Paison Mein To Aik Nai Car Aa Jae Gi.



    Surgeon: Wohi To Leni Hai.


  By: naveed samoo   Send To Mobile
  • Khuda K Naam Pe 10 Rupee
    Faqeer To Lady:

    Khuda k Naam pe baji mujhe 10 rupe de do

    Varna mujhe 1 Aisa khofnaak kaam karna parega
    Jis k khayaal se hi meri ruh kanp jati hai

    Aur mere rongte khare ho jate hain

    Lady khofzada ho k 10 rupe deti hai

    Aur darte darte puchti hai koun sa kaam baba?





    Faqeer: Mehnat, Mazduri.


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Jab Bhi Tujh ko koi zakhm laga
    Jab Bhi Tujh ko koi zakhm laga

    To mainy leibas apna utar dia

    Gribaan apna cheer lia

    Or tere zakhm se lipat gaya

    Yehi to mera kam hy

    SUNIPLAST Mera naam hy.


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
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