Machar Marne Ka Tareeqa
Machar Marne Ka jaded aur aasan tariqa
Cheeni aur lal mirch ka mixture machar ko dein
Mixture khatay he wo pani ki talash main niklega
Jaise he wo water tank k paas jaye usay dhaka de 2
Wo bheeg jayega aur khud ko dry karne k liye aag k paas jaye ga
Usi waqt aap aag mein bomb phenk dein
Wo buri tarhan zakhmi ho k hospital main admit ho jaye ga
Wahan aap simply uska oxygen mask utar dein
Machar mar jaye ga.
Thanx ki zarorat nhe its my pleasure.
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