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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • PLZ IGNORE MAT KAREN
    PLZ IGNORE MAT KAREN.

    EK BACHA JO BOHT CHHOTA HAI
    Q K BACHAY CHHOTE HOTE HEN.

    US BECHARE KO APNI POTTY DHONI NAHI ATI

    HUM LOG ROZANA KITNE FUZOOL MSGS KARTE HEN

    PLZ EK YE MSG B SUB KO FORWARD KAREN TAKAY.

    KOI USKI POTTY DHULA SAKAY..
    SHUKRIA... =P ;->


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Quaid Azam 4 saal ky ho gaya tha.
    Teacher:1876 main kya howa tha? student: main nahi janta. Teacher:idiot Quaid Azam pyda howy thy. kuch deir bad usi student sy. Teacher:1880 main kya howa tha? student:sir Quaid Azam 4 saal ky ho gaya tha.


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • KITNAY ADMI THAY
    GABBAR jab pada huva to us ke maa nay us ko bohat mara nurse nay pucha kuon mara maa bole pada hotay he puch raha tha KITNAY ADMI THAY


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • NASWAR ka chemical formula
    Ek pathan ne apne Chemistry k Prof. se aisa sawal pucha jise sun kr wo pagal hogaye.. sawal tha... NASWAR ka chemical formula kia hy?


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Pappu: Bapu idhar aa
    Pappu: Bapu idhar aa... Maan: Aise nahin bolte beta, daddy ko izzat se bulate hai. Pappu: Bapu, izzat ke sath idhar aaja.


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • kia baat hai beta q ro rahe ho
    Father:kia baat hai beta q ro rahe ho?Mujhe batao main tumhara dost b tu hoon! Son: abey yar teri biwi ne mara hai...


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Tumhary Ghar me Sab se Bahadur
    Teacher: Tumhary Ghar me Sab se Bahadur Kon Hai? Bacha: Choha Teacher: Wo Kese? Bacha: Hum Abbu se Dartay Hen, Abbu Ammi Se Darte Hain Aur Ammi Chohay Se Darti Hain. :


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Mast hawaein hein!
    Mast hawaein hein!! Mosam bhi sohana hai! Kaali ghatain hein! Dil bhi ashqana hai! Bandar bhi Sms parh rahey hein! Kya Educated zamana hai...


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Meera School Mein Eng
    "Meera" School Mein Eng.
    Teacher ki job k liye gayi
    1st day class mein gai tou 1 student ne pucha: Who Are You?


    "Meera" ne apna Intro Karwaty huey Kaha:
    "I Miss U". :-)


  By: Dhump   Send To Mobile
  • Orangi Town Ja Raha Tha.
    Pury Ghar Me Sogwari Ka Mahol Chaya Hua Tha

    Maa ne Aansu Bhari Aankhon Se Usy Dekha

    Us ne Maa ka Haath Chuma aur Jany k liye nikla

    Us ki Behen ne Us k Maathey pe Aayat ka Wirs kar k Phoonka

    Aur

    Us k Walid ne Mohabbat se Us k sar pe Haath phera aur Usy rukhsat kia

    Darwaze pr Us ka Bhai Khara tha Phr Us ne Bhai ko Galey lagaya

    Aur Sab ko Salam Kr k Ghar Se Nikal gaya

    Wo Aaj Zindagi Me Pehli Bar

    "ORANGI TOWN" Ja Raha Tha... :-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
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