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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Hamari Shadi Ki Baat Na Ki
    Dentisit Ke Beti:

    Aaj Bhe Tum Ne Dady Se Hamari Shadi Ki Baat Na Ki?
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    Boy:
    Bas Aj Bhe Mera Hosla Nahi Hua Khamoshi
    Se Ek Or Daant Niklwa K Aa Gaya.:-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Agar Shakh Par 5 Parinday
    Teacher Asked Johny:
    Agar Shakh Par 5 Parinday Bethe Hon Or Tum 1 Ko Mar Do, Kitne Baqi Bachen Ge??

    Johny:
    Koi Nahi, Sab Urr Jayen Ge.

    Teacher:
    Jawab Hai 4,
    Lekin Tumhari Soch Mujhe Pasand Ai.

    Johny:
    Madam Mera Bhi Ek Sawal Hai.
    3 Ladies Ice Cream Kha Rahi Hain.
    1 Chaat Kar, 1 Kat Kar, Or 1 Choos Kar, Konsi Shadi Shuda Hai?

    Teacher (Sharmate Hue):
    Jo Choos Rahi Hai.

    Johny:
    Nahi Jis K Hath Me Shadi Ki Angothi Hai.
    Lekin Apki Soch Mujhe Pasand Ai.


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Bus Conductor v/s Driver
    Bus Conductor & Driver Mai Kiya Difference Hai?





    Ans: Condector So Jaye To Kisi Ka Ticket Nahi Katega

    Or

    Driver So Gaya To Sab Ka Ticket Kat Jayega :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Zubaida Aapa K Totkay
    Zubaida Aapa Ki Cigarette Ki Recipe:
    5 Gm Charas
    1 Gold Leaf Ka Cigrt
    2 Machis Ki Teeleya
    1 Hawadar Kamra

    Tarkeeb:
    Gold Leaf Ka Cigrt Khali Kare,
    Machis Ki Teeli Jalae,
    Charas Ko 110 Degree Pr Garam Kare,
    Charas Ko Paati Mix Kr K Cigrt Bhar Le,
    Ab 2sri Machis Ki Teli Se Cigrt Jalae
    Or
    Enjoy Karin

    JHOLE LAL...!
    Agaly Hafte Zubaida Aapa Apko Heroin Pine Ki Asan Recepi Bataingi..:-D
    Dont Mis It..;-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Laal Baig ko Milk Mai Ubaal Kar
    Laal Baig ko Milk Mai Ubaal Kar

    Dhoop me Sukha kar

    Lal mirchon k sath pees kar

    Aankhon par laga kar!

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    batana k Hota kya hai??
    ok plz...

    Zubaida Apa Muntazir Rahen Gi Aap Ke Jawab Ki..


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Imagine U & Me Join NASA
    Imagine U & Me Join NASA!
    Just Try To Imagine. . . .

    After 1 Month The Americans Will Have To Change Its Name From NASA To..



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    SATYANASA! :-D


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • HIMMAT HAI TO REPLY KARO
    Hi! How r u? Where r u? What r u doing? How is life, Ur frnds, Ur family? How abt ur Mom & Dad? Today any news? U saw any film? Ur fav song, Film, Hero, Heroin, Meals, Area? How r ur close Frnds? Ur fav subject, Color, Pen, Dress, Car, Bike, Perfum, drink, Flower, Frut, Teacher, Player, Gift, Mobile, Hotel, Game, Language, Temple, Food, Soap, Paste, Channel, Politician, Choclate, Sports, Sportsperson, Touristspot?

    HIMMAT HAI TO REPLY KARO;-)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Sunehri Baatein
    Sunehri Baatein

    Zindagi Mein 2 Baaten
    Hamesha Yaad Rakhna

    1) Hawa Chalti Hy Tou
    Pattey Hiltey Hyn

    2) Aur Nahi Chalti Tou
    Nahi Hiltey ...


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
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