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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Waldain Se Barh K Duniya
    Waldain Se Barh K
    Duniya Me Kuch Nahi Hai,



    So....



    Jaldi Se Shadi Kar K Waldain Ban Jayen,

    Rishta Wahe Soch Nayee.:-)


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  • Bachay Jungle Me Potti Kar Rahe
    2 Bachay Jungle Me Potti Kar Rahe Thay, Achanak Sher Aa Gaya.

    1st: Chotu Tu Dar To Nahi Raha?

    2nd: Nahi, Main Nahi Darta.

    1st: To Phir Apni Dho Meri Kyun Dho Raha Hai??:-P=D


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  • 16 Se 20 Saal ki Larki
    16 Se 20 Saal ki Larki FOOTBALL ki trhA Hoti Hai,
    1 k Peeche 22 Log hote Hein.

    21 Se 30 ki Lrki Crickt ki BALL Ki trha hoti Hai,
    1 k Hath Ati hai baqi Talian Bjate Hein,

    30 Se 40 Saal tk ki lrki to hoti Nhi,

    Aunty Hoti Hai
    J0 TABLE TENNIS Ki BALL ki tarha Hoti HAi,

    1 Kehta Hai Tu Rakh Doosra Tu Rakh.:-)


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  • Jab Meri Koi Call Na Aaye
    Jab Meri Koi Call Na Aaye,

    Jab Koi SMS Na Aaye,

    Jab Koi Missed Call Bhi Na Aaye,

    To,

    Samajh Lena K

    "AAP K DOST"

    Ko 100 Walay Card Ki Sakht Zaroorat Hai.


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  • Aik Aadmi Doctor kay Paas Gaya
    Aik Aadmi Doctor kay Paas Gaya aur us se kaha Doctor sahab mujhe PATLAY motion hain.

    Doctor: Kitne Patle Hain????

    Patient: Buhat Patle Hain.

    Doctor: Phir Bhi Kitne Patle???????

    Patient: Itne Patle Motion Hain kay App KULLI Bhi kar Sakte Hain!!


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  • 1 Shaks KESC Office K Bahr
    1 Shaks KESC Office K Bahr Khra Hokr Galiyan Derha Tha

    Admi: Bhai Q Galiyan Derhe H0?

    Shaks: Hum Mandi Cow Lene Gya Tha
    Waha Lite Chali Gyi Hum Gadha Le Aya :P


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Saray Button Kaam Kar Rahy
    1234567890
    ~!@#$%^&*()_+:
    "|<>?*
    ABCDEFGHIJKL
    MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.
    ..
    ..
    ..
    .
    .
    ..ALLAH KA SHUKAR HAI
    SARRY BUTTON KAAM
    KAR RAHIN HAIN.!!:-)=P


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  • Jarasim Or Memon Har Jaga Hoty Hain
    Aaap Me Se Har Koi Nashta Karta Hoga,
    Har Koi Anda(egg) Bhi Subha Subha Khata Hoga...
    Agar Aap Ki Mom Kisi Din Aap Se Aa Kar
    Yeh Kahain K Egg Me Se
    ...Ek Memon Nikla Hai To
    Hairan Na Hoeay Ga Kyun K
    .
    .
    Jarasim Or Memon Har Jaga Hote Hain.:-)=P


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Woh Kam Jo Maulana Na Kr Sakay
    Woh Kam Jo Maulana Na Kr Sakay
    Aik Machar Nay Ker Dia,
    Khawateen Ko Sleeveless Sy
    Full Sleeves Pehanany Py
    Majboor Kr Dia :P

    (Maulana Dengue)


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  • Humari Beti Ko Pyar Ho Gaya Hai
    Wife: Mere Khyal Me Humari Beti Ko
    Kisi Se Pyar Ho Gaya Hai?

    Husband: Tum Ko Kese Pata Chala?

    Wife: Qk Wo Kafi Dino Se Easy Load
    K Paisay Nahi Maang Rahi.:-)


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