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Agar Shakh Par 5 Parinday



Teacher Asked Johny:
Agar Shakh Par 5 Parinday Bethe Hon Or Tum 1 Ko Mar Do, Kitne Baqi Bachen Ge??

Johny:
Koi Nahi, Sab Urr Jayen Ge.

Teacher:
Jawab Hai 4,
Lekin Tumhari Soch Mujhe Pasand Ai.

Johny:
Madam Mera Bhi Ek Sawal Hai.
3 Ladies Ice Cream Kha Rahi Hain.
1 Chaat Kar, 1 Kat Kar, Or 1 Choos Kar, Konsi Shadi Shuda Hai?

Teacher (Sharmate Hue):
Jo Choos Rahi Hai.

Johny:
Nahi Jis K Hath Me Shadi Ki Angothi Hai.
Lekin Apki Soch Mujhe Pasand Ai.



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