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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Kid : I knw i''ll never understand
    Kid : I knw i'll never understand women..


    They can take boiling hot wax,

    pour it on the arm and rip the hair out by the root,

    and still be afraid of Cockroach :-p


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Hum gaey thy usy manany k liye
    Hum gaey thy usy manany k liye

    Wo khafa acha laga hum ny khafa rehny diya

    Tashreeh(Explanation):
    Is sher mei shair apni mehbuba sy keh raha hy

    BHAR MEI JA


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Apne Malik Ko Zehar Q Diya
    Judge:
    Tumne Apne Malik Ko Zehar Q Diya..???

    Mulzim:
    Kyun K Unho Ne Kaha Tha K Aisa Thanda Pani Pilao
    K Thanda Ho Jaon--
    Maine Zehar Daal Kar De Diya,
    Woh Ek Minute Me Thande Hogaye.:-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Class K Sab Se Nikammy Larke
    Teacher 2 Student:
    Tum Class K Sab Se Nikammy Larke Kyun Ho.??

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    Student:
    Is Liye K Jo Larka Mujhse Nikamma Tha,
    Woh School Chor Gaya.:-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • La Ka Duka Taka Saka HoHoHoHoHo
    La Ka Duka Taka Saka HoHoHoHoHo
    Gana Gana Dalo Wasandra

    Kaisa Laga Song Mera?

    Nahi Sumjh Aya?
    Kamino!



    Agar Yahi Song Shakira Gati To Boht Acha Lagta. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Paros Se Zara Iodex Le Aao
    Memon: Paros Se Zara Iodex Le Aao
    B.V: Wo Log Nhi Denge
    Memon: Han Bare Hi Kanjus Or Bad Ikhlaq Log Hain
    Chalo Phr Aik Kam Kro,
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    Meri Almari Se Nikal Lao.


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Chand Lines Pesh Kar Raha Hun
    Chand Lines Pesh Kar Raha Hun,
    Pasand Aaye To Taaliyan Baja Kar Duaon Se Navaziyega...

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    Kesi Hai? :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Umeedwar ka Interview
    Ek Umeedwar ka Interview Ho Raha Tha
    Or Use Yaqeen Tha K Woh Yeh Job Zaror
    Hasil Kar Lega.

    Interview k Akhir Me Interview Lene Wale
    Ne Pocha K Yeh Batayen K...
    "Gapoochi Gapoochi Gum Gum"
    Ka Kia Matlab Hai..???

    Umeedwar Kafir Sochne K Bad Mayusi Se Bola:
    Iska Matlab yeh Hai K Mujhe Yeh Nokari Nahi
    Mil Sakti.


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Beta Kia Kar Rahe Ho?
    Memon Apne Bete Se:
    Beta Kia Kar Rahe Ho...???

    Beta:
    Kuch Nai Papa...

    Memon:
    To Kuch Likh Rahe Hoge?

    Beta:
    G Nai Papa, Main Kuch Nai Likh Raha.

    Memon (Ghusse Se):
    To Phir Chashma Utar Kyun Nai Dete,
    Tumhe Fazool Kharchi Ki Aadat Hogai Hai.:-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • LARKI or SMS Mai Similarity
    LARKI or SMS Me Kia Similarity Hai?

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    Jab Tak OOPER Se NEECHE Tak Pura DEKH Na Lo
    CHAIN He Nahi Aata.:-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
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